06 Nov This is what I dressed up as. Did I look like a hot chick? So the 2009 costume contest has come and gone and the winners were announced, but I didn’t talk about everyone who entered yet.  And usually when there are individuals in our contests, I talk about them.  Cause screw them.  The gallery is at the bottom if you want to relive the glory of it.  I am going to reference people in the order in which they finished in the contest.  The no sign booby prize people are a... Read Full Story

06 Nov Every single person in the following pictures has a tattoo somewhere on his/her body which reads, “Necessity is the mother of invention.”  They probably all have one of Tweety bird, too. 12► Tags: Email Forwards, funny email, funny picture This entry was posted on Friday, November 6th, 2009 at 8:00 am and is filed under Email Forwards... Read Full Story

05 Nov I don’t have the time or frankly the desire to go through the whole tally of the Halloween contest tonight.  I will update the Contest page with the winners etc. tomorrow night, and you can see all the special awards I will make up between now and then.  I also got a couple late entries I will post. For the time being, here is the winner in each bracket.  You can be all snuggly knowing that your $100 and other no sign having booby prize will be along soon. Regular Cont... Read Full Story

05 Nov Quite a while ago I did a quiz of things there were three of.  Well, I found the bookmark AND my password for the quiz thing, so, after a delay of 6 months or so – here’s the next quiz.  Post your scores in the comments.  And No Lying! Tags: quiz This entry was posted on Thursday, November 5th, 2009 at 10:24 am and is filed under LOLZ. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. ... Read Full Story

05 Nov Them's some melons! Wait. A woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn’t seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.  The woman asked him, “What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?” The gentleman responded, “Twice a day, I stand in front of my tomato garden, naked in my trench coat, and flash them. My tomatoes turn red from bl... Read Full Story

04 Nov No tags for this post. This entry was posted on Wednesday, November 4th, 2009 at 2:42 am and is filed under Pictures. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site. Read Full Story

When your boyfriend, husband or significant other does something that makes you angry, don’t give in to the  temptation to argue and fight. Just count to ten, remain calm and, after he goes to bed, super-glue his flip flops  to the floor. Read Full Story

So here we are:  the end of October and all 31 Scary Things videos are published.  By the way, why isn’t October the eighth month?  That bothers me greatly.  Anyhoodle, you have now seen all 31 but you are only voting on the last eleven.  I think I will make one final poll with the three winners of the previous polls duking it out.  So make your vote count.  But first, let’s review the last videos so they are fresh in your mind. Read Full Story

31 Oct Well, it is getting closer to dark, and soon you will have to either get your kids ready to go out trick or treating, or get ready to hand out candy to trick or treating kids, or getting your van ready to snatch kids or doing nothing cause your driveway is too fucking long for kids to walk up.  Whatever is it, the best thing you can do to get ready is click these links and watch these videos.  You can trust me.  I’m like a doctor.  A dirty, devil doctor.  So get clicki... Read Full Story

Everything today will be Halloweeny.  So here’s a song I hope you all appreciate.  The Mariner’s Revenge Song by the Decemberists.  And depending on what kind of person you are, I have more than one version.  If you like live performances, check the one out on the bottom.  But if you’re like me, you want the studio version.  So click the top one.  The fact that the play those kids put on is awesome is irrelevant.  Just listen to the damn song. Read Full Story