Never did one of these before. I hope the subject matter isn’t too offensive. I’d hate to get punched in the stomach by some New Age ninja or an angry scientist. Now go read it after the jump. Read Full Story
It’s been a week of Conan O’Brien on the Tonight Show. I’ve seen like five minutes, when he brought out the year 3000 bit (seemed the same as when he was on later!), so I won’t opine on his first week, but hey, the hope is someone else has seen Conan’s first week and wants to offer up a thought. Read Full Story
Later they would hook up at the party. The other people at the party said: Hey. Um...use Jake's parent's room...
You may have seen him on Comedy Central. Wait past the intro. And definitely wait until he says: “Love like a real life porn minus all the stuff that makes porn cool”. I think it’s great that 17 year olds can be that funny.
Tags: Bo Burnham, comedy, Love, True Love
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I have this weird thing I do when I watch Dave and Conan. When the guests come out, sit and cross their legs, I always look at the bottoms of their shoes. For some reason, I am fascinated to see who is wearing brand spanking new shoes and who is wearing scuffed older ones. In my informal and unscientific research, I have found that the bigger and more established the celeb, the more likely they are to have scuffed soles. Random nobodies, new to the scene starlets and Paris Hilton tend to ... Read Full Story
This is not Spencer from I'm a Celebrity, however, dude has one paragraph on a wikipedia page, how is he gonna have pictures for me to use?
Monday we posted on the first episode of I’m a Celebrity Get me out of here. They have been airing episodes every night since, but now take a break for three days until the show is back on Monday.
I’m not going to say the show has nose dived since Monday’s premiere. But, the shine is quickly coming off. Then again, I haven’t watc... Read Full Story
A week after LPGA Tour Commissioner Carolyn Bivens said she would “love it” if players used the social media site Twitter.com to connect with fans during their rounds, Creamer is one of the players who rejected the idea. Read Full Story
Being a chick, my hair is very important to me and I don’t allow just anyone to mess with it. I vet all salons and hairdressers carefully and, once I find one I love, I am very loyal. I also tip between 35-50%. This is very important because it makes me a priority client and my hairdresser will go tons of extra miles for me. She stays late, comes to my house off-hours, reduces her rate and, basically, does anything she can to make me happy and keep me as a client. I am a very good ... Read Full Story
I am nearly speechless. David Carradine is dead and the world doesn’t feel right. This man was an icon to me, almost an idol. He needed to shake hands with the president. He dissolved his legs in oil as penance. He wandered righting wrongs. He unleashed the singing, dancing zombies on that poor town. Perhaps most famously, he had to die. Now, he really is dead and and I’m upside down and inside out. I am more upset by this than I should be; he was just a B-movie, straight-to-vide... Read Full Story
Randy Johnson has won his 300th game. It’s an amazing accomplishment and with the way pitchers pitch right now with bullpens the way they are, pitch counts and 5-man rotations this is something that we might not see again.
And, hell, many didn’t see it live either. There were like 6 people at Nationals Park in DC today that weren’t on a team or related to the Big Unit. But, MLB Network had it on and granted, it was a sleepy, rainy, dreary performance. Today was not dominati... Read Full Story
