I guess she considers herself Madonna’s understudy.  Maybe it’s an Australian thing but I only know one song of hers and it’s the horrible, terrible, very bad, no good, shitty Loco-Motion.  She had breast cancer and seeks to be a mini-Liza to the gay community.  She likes botox but not too too much so far.  I ended up grabbing nearly 2800 pictures of her and that’s quite a few.  This is literally all I know about her.  So let’s have a fun poll after you finish lo... Read Full Story

Since most of you don’t like in Britain, you probably are not up on British fashion.  Well, worry no longer.  I am here to keep you up to date on the fashion trends of our little floating friends to the east.  And right now, it’s pointy bras!  According to some British bra scientist: Read Full Story

15 Nov I dont have anything to do with the videos, but Acadia loves me. I didn’t want to make things very complicated for you today.  It’s Sunday, and you should be able to relax.  So here is an easy couple of videos to watch.  All you have to do is decide which one you would rather watch. First up is some British kid apparently pissed off about Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2.  Then he…drank some milk and punched a wall?  I think the Ghost of Winston Churchill is go... Read Full Story

I spent about thirty minutes trying to learn about this chick, Leila. I got distracted by this forum for curly hair and I am now more interested in the trials women with super crazy curly hair have.  There’s a whole language to it and no glossary is provided.  They discuss curl sizes like they’re bra sizes, 3b and 3c and so on.  I was trying to sort it out via context and then I decided it really wasn’t important I understand.  I did see a post from some lady who washes her... Read Full Story

So you see that we post email forwards on here.  For some reason, they are among the most talked about things that we post.  I guess it’s because if enough grandmothers and what have you  decide to forward them it is sort of a built in vetting process?  In fact, maybe the value of an email can be judged by the number of RE:’s and FWD:’s in the subject line?  That said, sometimes when I get them they make me mad.  Like this one. Read Full Story

You know you’re a redneck when: 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter. 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 4. You burn your yard rather than mow it. 5. You think “The Nutcracker” is a vice on the work bench. 6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture. 7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don’t want it. 8. You have the local tax... Read Full Story

I am passing this on to you because it has worked wonders for me. In today’s hectic world, we could all use a little calm.  By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace.  The article said, “The way to achive inner peace is to finish all the things you’ve started.”  So I looked around the house to see all the things I had started and not finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of red wine, a b... Read Full Story

11 Nov No tags for this post. This entry was posted on Wednesday, November 11th, 2009 at 2:51 am and is filed under Pictures. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site. Read Full Story

Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him, “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!” Read Full Story

09 Nov Hayden Panettiere, realizing she needs the work, helps out by looking for a new story line. Just got done watching Heroes and realized that I needed to bitch about it.  So here I go.  In bullet point form. Why don’t they understand that people with powers fighting each other is better than people with powers whining and talking to each other? If the carnival dude’s power is that he can make earthquakes, how can he just show up across the country? I know I say th... Read Full Story