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A statue of the Hulk has been made to immortalize his biggest scene in the new Avengers movie.  I was on the fence about going and seeing it when it comes out, but this has convinced me that it’s worth my time.  It is a pretty big spoiler for the movie though so if you wish to be surprised when it comes out, don’t click the link!  You’ve been warned! Read Full Story

Wait, that’s a typo.  It should read: Get a Bed for 50% off.  The “me” part was what we call in advertising a “bait and switch”.  But the discount part is real. Because I am such a fancy tycoon, I get to give out discounts to these memory foam mattresses and topper things and pillows and anything else they sell.  I’m even trying out the “topper” thing right now but I am giving it an honest chance before I give my review.  I also don’t like saying “topper”.  It bothers me for some reason.  I... Read Full Story

Just a quick word: I apologize for the Michael recap delay. It was both my fault, and the site admin’s. We were just testing your loyalty, really. Anyway, here come the bulletpoints. Will performs La Cucaracha for his Spanish class, during the period that conveniently includes the majority of the Glee club, including Santana, which I will get to later. The perfomance bombs, and Principal Figgins i nforms Willthere was a complain about his teaching, but won’t reveal the source. Figgins... Read Full Story

Editor’s note – this was written a while ago but I didn’t know it because the new writer (ROBERT BODDEN) messed me up with his weird and provocative messages.  So whatever.  Just critique his critique! NBC may have a new hit with the musical series Smash. The series takes viewers behind the scenes of the creation of a broadway musical based on the life of Marilyn Monroe. If you were expecting a Glee ripoff you were completely wrong. Smash is about as far from Glee as you can get without... Read Full Story

Free clinic AIDS testing. Literal Dessert Course: Hair Pie. Candle-Lit Lawn Darts. Gift: Puppy with mange. Hand feeding each other Meatloaf and Mashed Potatoes with Gravy. Love Doll Threesome. Warm Butter + Floor Tarp Cortisone Massage. Serenade by Deliverance Banjo Kid. Movie: Valentine’s Spray. Box Wine and McDonalds. Tell your pals! Read Full Story

I would just like to make sure that all of you parents out there make sure you keep confusing your kids keep making kids make a Valentine for everyone in their class.  Even Ugly Todd. Kids aren’t stupid, you know.  If they have to give a Valentine to Ugly Todd (or Smello Fartasia, the mean girl who picks her nose at recess) then they are going to know that Valentine’s are pretty useless.  What does something mean if everyone gets one?  You are making receiving a Valentine as special as... Read Full Story

Ok, so I’m a sucker for superhero flicks. I loved the Tim Burton Batman films and I love Christopher Nolan’s even more. I also greatly enjoyed Raimi’s Spiderman films (yes, even the third one, though I admit it wasn’t nearly as good as the first two) and I look forward to the reboot. X-Men, Superman, Hulk, Green Lantern, I loved them all. Read Full Story

I can’t believe this wasn’t my first Man Candy Monday post. Really, Sean Bean is the only man on earth who could convince me to do anything. And by anything, I MEAN ANYTHING! If Sean Bean told me to jump in a pool of jell-o, I would do it gladly. I would also eat treacle and spotted dick without complaining and go to English football games and express interest and not even call it soccer. Read Full Story

My friend that works with me on some of the contests asked me to post this up, and since most of you are bitter and alone I thought it would be a good idea.  This video is basically going to tell you how to create a spark in your crappy relationship.  Originally I was going to make a video about how to get someone INTO a crappy relationship with you but my computer broke so I couldn’t. Read Full Story

Due to circumstances beyond my control, all you get this week is this one pic of Tyra Banks.  Sorry! Read Full Story