Megan Fox: Statistical Outlier

I have this weird thing I do when I watch Dave and Conan.  When the guests come out, sit and cross their legs, I always look at the bottoms of their shoes.  For some reason, I am fascinated to see who is wearing brand spanking new shoes and who is wearing scuffed older ones.  In my informal and unscientific research, I have found that the bigger and more established the celeb, the more likely they are to have scuffed soles.  Random nobodies, new to the scene starlets and Paris Hilton tend to have pristine soles.*