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is this not absolutely fabulous?? You know I MUST have one or two. Care to contribute? Click here and send to mskelley@alexandrakelley.com    Alright, by now you well know My preferences for Gift Cards.  So we shall leave this subject alone. After many requests I have decided to better outline the offering of E-Mail and Text Sessions.  This has been given its own page HERE .  This page will (as soon as I am done writing it) outline the cost of such sessions ( since it does differ from a... Read Full Story

It appears that the phone system is now working again.  Please let Me know if you encounter any difficulties. Read Full Story

Shocked? ~ laugh~  Don’t be.  A number of My loyal subject celebrate Christmas, and I was raised Catholic as you well know so I have somewhat of a blended holiday Myself.  After all – who am I to turn down any holiday that offers Me gifts and worship? On a perhaps more important note.  There seems to be some difficulty with either My phone or the 800# system that obviously cannot be addressed until tomorrow at the very earliest.  I would suggest if your call does not go through the first... Read Full Story

Ahh Good Morning My deviant ones…  It seems to Me that this year Christians have been on a bit of a rampage screaming about putting Christ back into Christmas and shunning of course anyone who doesn’t believe their particular line of “truth” as it were.  Why in the hell does it MATTER what  people call the holidays?  Does anyone really care ALL that much?  Especially when YOUR religion is based on an ancient one that you conviently forget to acknowledge and choose to believe your own ghost... Read Full Story

Its late – early?  I suppose dependant upon your point of view.  The night has fallen into that utter silence that is tranquil and intoxicating at the same time.   I suppose it is one of My favorite times of the day.  I have a fresh pot of coffee brewing and am contemplating putting in a few more hours of tedious webwork before I call it a day (night?) There are very few distractions at this hour, as of late I am finding Myself quite easily distracted.  The result being that My site isn’t... Read Full Story

I find Myself settling into My new space  and just enjoying being surrounded by nearly 100 years of history.  The floors creak, the furnace is obnoxiously loud, there are various drafts and cavernous ceilings and I couldn’t be happier ~laugh.  I have the new experience of purchasing propane, which is ungodly expensive and apparently burns rather quickly and am missing having a fireplace, but you cannot have everything I suppose. The back of the house opens up onto miles of desert and things... Read Full Story

 just to pass the time.   I bet you never thought I would be so domestic did you? ~smile.  I am a Goddess of Many talents My dears… Now really? Doesn’t this look fun? ~smile. DR certainly thought so….. I do love pain sluts…. Speaking of.. Mitch My dear… you seem to be MIA again… Are you ready to expand your horizons? This is but a sample of My offerings. Let Me show you a world you have only dreamed of… Alexandra Kelley Extreme Phone Sex Speak to Me Directly : 1 866 329 2670... Read Full Story

My how this year has flown.  2011 certainly did not live up to its promises, but I have hope for 2012.  Today is shaping up to be a quite lazy day, I don’t have anything scheduled and I really don’t feel like going anywhere.  I had thought I would run errands, but even that doesn’t seem pressing at the moment. So let us celebrate My mood.  For every 60 minute phone sex session you purchase and use today, I will give you a 15 minute bonus.  Today only.  Ends at Midnight or sooner if My mood... Read Full Story

YES!  In answer to your requests and hopes I will be available for sessions throughout the entire Thanksgiving weekend, including Black Friday.  Since I have most of My shopping already done and I abhor large obnoxious crowds, Black Friday will take on an entirely different meaning in My realm this weekend. Why don’t you stop by and see if you can stand up to what I have in store for you ~smile Alexandra Kelley Sadistic Phone Sex Speak to Me Directly : 1 866 329 2670 Looking for an... Read Full Story