Midnight Snack
A hammer or shotgun would have been ideal, but I have neither, and so I tip-toed downstairs armed with a tightly rolled up copy of the Guardian Newspaper. I prayed the intruder would be nothing more menacing than an excessively noisy fly or an intellectual, fallen on hard times.
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