Why Austin Girl Listed Soul for Sale on Ebay
Due diligence and character research for my screenplay rewrite. As a writer, I owed my heroine deeper insight and character development. It was imperative that I capture the true essence of the entire eBay process. There were three phases: 1. Listing my soul on the popular auction Website; 2. Receiving emails/queries (zillions BTW) I'm still sifting through them all. Folks are still emailing me through eBay, MySpace, Facebook, Austingirlblog and my personal email; 3. Getting bid(s). I... Read Full Story
Austin Girl Sells Magic Eight Ball Containing Her Soul on Ebay
Finally truth in advertising, since the beginning of show business writers have had to sell their souls to get produced, now a neophyte screenwriter from Austin has literally capitulated to the devil. Carrie Crain, a writer of a new screenplay, “Souled,” has gone on eBay to sell her soul for character research purposes to get inside her heroine’s ummm ‘soul.’ http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ssPageName;=STRK:MESELX:IT&item;=220254666837 Read Full Story
Adventures of Austin Girl: Webisode Three
Austin Girl introduces Nerdy Accountant who reads dictionary definition of boyfriend and shaft. Bad Actress reads the latest in Blog Catalog news. Mobile post sent by austingirl using Utterz.  Replies. Read Full Story
Adventures of Austin Girl: Webisode Two
Austin Girl reads New York Times bestselling book entitled: '10 Annoying Habits Unhappy Wives Can Do To Piss Off Their Husbands.' And, Bad Actress posing as Geisha Girl disguised as female hottie Russian Assassin reads the latest in Blog Catalog News. Mobile post sent by austingirl using Utterz.  Replies. Read Full Story
"The End"
I finished. I finished my script... The script that has taken me three years, ten months, two weeks, fifteen days and twenty hours (more or less). Typing the words: 'The End' felt better than sex! Off to get smashingly, wildly drunk. I will record another disturbingly wacky, meaningless Webisode next week. 'Bad Actress' will make a guest appearance as well as a new character. Luv and hugs to all my fellow bloggers and friends out in Blog Catalog land. Read Full Story
Tortilla the Cow
Austin Girl wants to save Tortilla from slaughter. I visit this sweet cow on a regular basis. Feed it. Pet it. I want to take Tortilla home. Tortilla lives with two goats named Shiner and Bock and a very tamed unnamed rabbit. They all get along -- one big happy family. Today, the rabbit was sunning next to Shiner. If gas wasn't so high, maybe I could afford to buy Tortilla. I really want the entire clan! Mobile post sent by austingirl using Utterz.  Replies. Read Full Story
Texas Posse - Austin Girl Style
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Austin Girl: Webisode One/Season One
Austin Girl plays with her hair, crowns Fat Bastard "Fat" and Bad Actress makes special guest appearance posing as Geisha Girl disguised as female Russian assassin. Mobile post sent by austingirl using Utterz.  Replies. Read Full Story
Austin Girl Says Hello!
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Fat Bastard Wins Prickness
By Austin Girl of the Dirty Dog Daily© Ballimore, MD—In an effort to convert Fat Bastard to an alternate lifestyle, the seventy-three-pound Beagle was lured to a gay dog infield party at the Preakness hosted by four drunken, horny California Supreme Court Justices with a penchant for gay dogs. “Twenty gay dog race revelers held down Fat Bastard and tied a rainbow ribbon around his male junk, initiating him into their club,” reported Austin Girl. The gay dog revelers allowed Fat Bastard to... Read Full Story