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Blonde Pancakes
She was blonde. Yeah, that's right. Blonde. Full-time. All-American. She cooked pancakes. Damn. Could that blonde grease a pan. Austin Girl is hunting for her muse... <sigh> Mobile post sent by austingirl using Utterz.  Replies. Read Full Story
Fat Bastard
This is Fat Bastard (my Beagle). I blog about the stinker @ http://www.austingirlblog.blogspot.com/. Mobile post sent by austingirl using Utterz.  Replies. Read Full Story
Screenplay
I'm editing Act Two on my spoof comedy script. I need some sunshine and a double dose of comedy. Mobile post sent by austingirl using Utterz.  Replies. Read Full Story
Raccoon Hell
Just flew in from Santa Cruz, CA. I saw Shakespeare's "Romeo & Juliet" and "All's Well That Ends Well" in the Redwood forest. Does anyone understand the latter play? It wasn't the playwright's typical tragedy or comedy. OMG! When the sun goes down, temperatures descend faster than Angelina Jolie can adopt another baby. Holy crap it was cold! There are raccoons in the Redwood forest. Bunches! And, the lil critters never miss a rehearsal -- this is what I was told. They would sit in the... Read Full Story
Austin Girl: Webisode One/Season One
Austin Girl plays with hair (a lot), shows off Fat Bastard and cute grape sandals! Bad Actress makes special guest appearance posing as Geisha Girl disguised as female hottie Russian assassin. Someone emailed me and asked if I could please put my hair back in clips for next week's webisode, so they can see more of my face and to stop playing with hair cuz it's distracting. Okay, I will look into that request. But, I luv playing with my friggin hair!! Mobile post sent by austingirl using... Read Full Story
Why Austin Girl Listed Soul for Sale on Ebay
Due diligence and character research for my screenplay rewrite. As a writer, I owed my heroine deeper insight and character development. It was imperative that I capture the true essence of the entire eBay process. There were three phases: 1. Listing my soul on the popular auction Website; 2. Receiving emails/queries (zillions BTW) I'm still sifting through them all. Folks are still emailing me through eBay, MySpace, Facebook, Austingirlblog and my personal email; 3. Getting bid(s). I... Read Full Story
Austin Girl Sells Magic Eight Ball Containing Her Soul on Ebay
Finally truth in advertising, since the beginning of show business writers have had to sell their souls to get produced, now a neophyte screenwriter from Austin has literally capitulated to the devil. Carrie Crain, a writer of a new screenplay, “Souled,” has gone on eBay to sell her soul for character research purposes to get inside her heroine’s ummm ‘soul.’ http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ssPageName;=STRK:MESELX:IT&item;=220254666837 Read Full Story
Adventures of Austin Girl: Webisode Three
Austin Girl introduces Nerdy Accountant who reads dictionary definition of boyfriend and shaft. Bad Actress reads the latest in Blog Catalog news. Mobile post sent by austingirl using Utterz.  Replies. Read Full Story
Adventures of Austin Girl: Webisode Two
Austin Girl reads New York Times bestselling book entitled: '10 Annoying Habits Unhappy Wives Can Do To Piss Off Their Husbands.' And, Bad Actress posing as Geisha Girl disguised as female hottie Russian Assassin reads the latest in Blog Catalog News. Mobile post sent by austingirl using Utterz.  Replies. Read Full Story
"The End"
I finished. I finished my script... The script that has taken me three years, ten months, two weeks, fifteen days and twenty hours (more or less). Typing the words: 'The End' felt better than sex! Off to get smashingly, wildly drunk. I will record another disturbingly wacky, meaningless Webisode next week. 'Bad Actress' will make a guest appearance as well as a new character. Luv and hugs to all my fellow bloggers and friends out in Blog Catalog land. Read Full Story