Stories I’d Like to Have Time to Write

If the Bad Apple wasn’t having her time stolen from her daily in order to feed the twin baby monsters named Rent and My Pie Hole, here are the fabu stories you would be reading here:

Bad Vegan Food = No Blindfold

This piece would utterly trash a couple of the local vegan restuaurants, one because all the food tastes like it was prepared  by the culinary equivalent of the color blind, the other because good as the food is, the “help” can hardly contain themselves from throwing it at you when what they mean to do is set it down in front of you.  Is bad vegan food any better than good dead-animal food?  You can see how this piece is going to get philosopical in the extreme.

I forget the other story idea I had, but it will come back to me later if it’s worth a crap.