You've got to love the bubbles.Many readers of ours may have formed the view that because this half of Boaty & D is of Greek extraction, he must therefore be biased to all things Greek. Au Contraire. As with anything in life, I believe in consistency and weighing up all the facts before making an informed decision. This means that nationalism or patriotism or whatever you want to call it mean precisely zero to me. I do not see the point of it.There are over 60 million people in Britain. M... Read Full Story
There's a simple yet devastating equation that aptly sums up the state of modern Britain. For those involved in the equation, I doubt it all matters that much. For those, like me and you, whom it does not involve but who it affects, it matters much.Simply put, what we face is thus.Sociopaths + political power - the democratic process (20) x the average British adult (100) = national terminal decline.Here's an image of your average member of the Great British Public."X-Factor or Strictly. X Fa... Read Full Story
New Labour in 2009 is like Toby Young in 'How to Lose Friends and Alienate People'. An unpopular piece of shit. And like all anti-social morons, Gordon Brown and his grubby party has been abandoned by even the most patient of formerly loyal Saints.The BBC has been successfully wooed by the left wing Conservative Party under the left wing Cameron. The Independent has given up their usual ridiculous demonisation programmes against that party and editorially shrugs its shoulders and accepts the ... Read Full Story
...And is what the Tories and Dave don't realise.A whole heap of news sources hit me today like a fucking brick, the sort of moments you have when a pang of realisation happens.First off was this utterly farcical bullshit. Yes, we, the British people, are whacking 1.5 million bad boys at the traffic problems of third world countries. Yes you did read that right. £1.5 million on poor traffic lights and zebra crossings because bad traffic and driving kills a lot of poor people. Quite why t... Read Full Story
Hello, John Demetriou here. Remember me? I sometimes write for this site. Yes, indeed, apologies for my 'BEST BLOG IN THE WORLD' absence of late. Don't take it personally, though. I've been laying off the internet in general the last week or so because it (like most facets to modern life) has been poisoning me and taking over my life.However, like a lover of good Ale, I'm over my hangover and I'm up for a stiff sample of the good stuff. I.e. my brilliant writing. So stop what you're doing, pu... Read Full Story
Only a matter of time really.We've had Blears and others harping on about, well, us for ages now because of one thing:They cannot control usIn case you missed it Baroness Buscombe, Chair of the utterly pathetic, shambolic and possibly most useless body on Earth, the PCC has called on the regulation of bloggers. The phrase lalaland springs to mind. The reasoning for this daft cow's argument is simply superb:Some of the bloggers are now creating their own ecosystems which are quite sophisticate... Read Full Story
Oh yes, tomorrow is the 'big' day when Gordy sets out his stall. Dave and Nicky are getting all worked up about it like two pathetic little boys arguing about the bigger boy being bigger, forgetting that they would do the same given the chance.Brown has about 6 months left of the fine life, then he's out on his ear. He knows it, we know it and barring the moronic masses having yet another moronic moment and voting him back in, it shall come to pass. Therefore he has to go for it in this Speec... Read Full Story
Following the Glasgow North East election results the winning candidate claimed it as a victory for the policies of Gordon Brown and the Labour party. This is strange, because really it was a victory for idiocy.The Mighty D forwarded me this article on the BBC today about the constituency that effectively founded the Labour movement. It has been hardcore and die hard ever since and has never even looked at another woman let alone had an affair. No, This part of Glasgow is socialist through an... Read Full Story
This is Bo'n'Dage FM and you're listening to Kevin Boatang and his buns of steel, wadin' in on behalf of all you truckers out there. Can I get a whoop? Thought not.Nothing like lowering the tone on a sensitive issue that's what I say.Now, this bloody Jacqui Janes thing. I've stayed away from the subject in order to see what is going on, and what is going on is what I thought in the first place: The Sun are a bunch of shits.Mrs Janes is obviously very sad, upset and in mourning and given the c... Read Full Story
