Because these were too funny not to repost... I'm sure they won't mind. Wade and Jerry Starring In “Pig-malion”, Part I Wade: Hoo boy! My goodness! What a barnburner of a win! I reckon we’re doin’ pretty good tryin’ to salt this division away. I’m real proud of those kids out there. They’re doin’ a heckuva job. And, I must say, I think I’m going to celebrate just a little today with my favorite lunch in the whole wide world. My my my. That is... Read Full Story
Friday, November 2, 2007 A Day in the Life of Bill Belichick Posted by Pat Holohan at 6:50 PM via: My Dog Eats Flint Too 2:00am: Dream about new ways to score "fuck you" touchdowns. 3:00am: Wake up. Drink a cocktail of moose piss and virgin's souls. 3:15am: Get daily exercise by kicking puppies. 4:00am: Spend hours cackling about how you made Joe Gibbs your bitch. 7:00am: Game film. Study how many times Manning blinks, on the average, before each snap. 10:30am: Call Indianapolis police... Read Full Story