Celebrity Big Brother Dares
I always feel robbed when the episode is amalgamated with bits of the previous nights live feed, and feel as though im repeating myself, but we did see some glimpses of Big Brothers genius last night, the reasons we love it so much, the dares. Each contestant having to man up and outdo each other, each task testing there humility, each dare utterly beautiful. The show began with some beautiful words by the now tame and retiring Coolio, is he playing a game or has the removal of his enemies ju... Read Full Story
Jackson and Sheridan Evicted From The Celeb Big Brother House in Double Eviction.
And then there was five! The double eviction left me bewildered, not so much with surprise that Tommy and Latoya are no longer house mates, Tommy was a cert and Latoya is understandable yet unwarranted, but the shock came when hearing the crowd reactions to the remaining house mates! It scares me to hear Ben Adams name cheered!! What is there to cheer, both evictees said that Ben was sweet, a nice guy, we all know that nice guys don’t win and I really hope this one doesn’t. It lo... Read Full Story
Celeb Big Brother - The Movie
Yesterday’s task saw Big Brother challenge the housemates to film, direct and star in the very first Big Brother - The Movie. Verne nearly missed the announcement after the Chili eating exploits from the night before, forced him to make an extra special long trip to the crapper. What he didn’t need, after first having Coolio knock on the door to hurry him along was for petite lady Latoya quietly whispering through the door as to Vernes progress or his eta - estimated turd arrival ... Read Full Story
Super Celeb Special Surprise Eviction
Wowsers, so the housemates were woken up sunday morning by those dulcet tones of big bro with the knowledge that they would be nominating that very morning! No time to put their makeup on or anything! First bleary eyed housemate to nominate was the Ben part of Benchelle. Feminine ben nomitated “sexist” coolio and Ulrika claiming that she rules the roost. Feeling threatened perhaps? Seems like theres only room for one hen in this hen pen, eh ben? Its seems that swedish bird Ulrika ... Read Full Story
Celebrity Big Brother Weekend Update
Wow, what another mad weekend in the Celeb Big Brother house, and with a live eviction tomorrow the house is poised for turmoil. Tina Malone was voted out on Friday, probably by the whole of Liverpool, whose ‘city of culture 2008′ success was obliterated by one woman with a foul mouth and a foul standard of hygiene and a miserable standard of manners. Tina was a cert to be evicted on friday for me, the gobby scouser was flat out annoying, and when it counted she didn’t stand... Read Full Story
Its Girls Vs Boys in the Celeb Big Brother House
It appears that the house is separate into two camps, and apparently its the men’s fault. After the four girls have been put up for eviction, eviction they all claim they are happy about, there has been an amazing divide within the celebrity big brother house. Tina Malone claims the boys have made it this way and Ulrika claiming that she cant’ bare to share the house with these male ego’s. But this was while sat on their beds bitching, where they seem to spend an awful lot o... Read Full Story
Quote of the Day 14: Coolio Classic
Coolio to Verne, ”Hey cous, do you fancy a wrestle?” Read Full Story
Coolio bully or bullied?
As Coolio turns up the heat in the house for a further day, Big Brother finally calls him in as the B word is uttered by more than one or two of the Celeb Big Brother Housemates on Day 14. Big Brother issued an early morning 2 - day task probably in an attempt to distract Coolio from winding up his fellow house mates and possibly saving their sanity. The Task consisted of all of the housemates dressing up as life size toys! Coolio and Tommy were dressed as Toy Cars They had to go through a ma... Read Full Story
Quote of the: Day 13
Coolio outside in the ashtray speaking to Ben Adams. Discussion - If all the women in the world had died and you just had to bang one of the girls in the house. Coolio …” I would hang out with Mutya and maybe on a drunken night, yeh yerr no what I’m saying!” Keep scything them down to size big man! Read Full Story
Dr. Brantiano Analyses the “BenChelle” theory
Hi Micky Brantiano (remember I’m not that shoe Doctor Lady!) I’m back again after an extensive look down my microscope at the celebrity lab rats, I’ve hit upon an number of behavioural observations that might go some way to fuelling the imaginary love affair that is BenChelle. Firstly what is BenChelle? First noticed by Coolio - the love Doctor! BenChelle is the outrageous claim that there might be something other than just friendship between Ben Adams and Ms Michelle Heaton... Read Full Story