Man Boobs

Why is it that man-boobs are something that are disliked by the ladies? Must we all be rippled adoni (is that the plural of adonis? I don’t know) in the chest department before the fairer sex take notice?

If you turn the situation round, men are much less discerning. Sure, a pair of pert norks that head forward entirely under their own steam are great, but a pair of soft floppy ones that succumb to gravity are still pretty fucking great too.

So ladies, love your man and love his man-boobs. After all, we return the favour for you.