Vegetarian Zombies

This post is half-inspired as a follow-up to the one about the movie Colin. Not that Colin features any vegetariansim, you understand, just that it’s about zombies. But I digress…

If movie folklore is to be believed, when a person is killed and returns to life as one of the walking dead they still retain aspects of their former personality. Now, what if that person happened to be vegetarian?

Imagine the mental torture of a creature with an insatiable hunger for human flesh, that is governed by the overwhelming feeling that it’s wrong to kill another sentient being for food.

When there finally is no more room in hell, and the dead do indeed walk the earth, I’ll be happy that I’m a meat-eater. At least I’ll get a guilt-free share of the chow-down.