Looks like Mickey is badass after all

Following on from my previous post about Mickey Mouse’s gangsta influence, it seems that the animated rodent isn’t as squeaky clean as first thought.

According to an article on The Daily Telegraph Website a Saudi Arabian cleric (or a religious fuckwit as they’re more commonly known), has labelled Mickey Mouse “one of Satan’s soldiers” that “makes everything it touches impure.”

During a, no doubt, bulging-eyed rant and a ceremonial burning of Fantasia he spouted, “According to Islamic law, the mouse is a repulsive, corrupting creature. How do you think children view mice today – after Tom and Jerry?

Mickey Mouse has become an awesome character, even though according to Islamic law, Mickey Mouse should be killed in all cases.”

So there you go folks, it looks like Mickey is now a legitimate target for rabid religious cretins with shit for brains. If you happen to be queuing at Disneyland to get your photo taken with him, and there’s a shifty-looking character in the queue wearing a backpack, get the hell out of there. Mickey’s fatwah has been issued.