David Caruso - Dave's Reality Check!
Everyone should have a reality check now and then. It helps to stay focused. Someone in dire need of such a relity check is David Caruso. We are sure, incorrigible egomaniac that Caruso is he would never admit freely to the fact that he needs one more than anyone else. Don't worry, WE will do it for him! Aged 52 David Caruso looks decline by the minute/hour/day. We don't exactly know what are the reasons for the deep craters on his face. Every time we happen to see his careworn mug on the... Read Full Story
Davuid Caruso - CSI/CSI Miami - Two premier episodes. What a difference!
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After we had the more than questionable pleasure to watch CSI Miami Season 7 premier episode "Resurrection" we finally were treated to CSI Season 9 premier episode "For Warrick" tonight. What a humongous difference from CSI: Miami! Needless to say "For Warrick" beats the pants off "Resurrection"in about everything: the acting, the writing, the editing. The story: Warrick Brown/Gary Dougadan gets shot and Gil Grissom/William Petersen and the team are determined to find his killer while... Read Full Story
David Caruso - No kidding!
While David Caruso obviously is banging tart Amina Islam's successor in a posh resort in San Diego, Santa Barbara or somewhere in and around LA - (Ignored by paparazzi. Sorry, no interest in spend-looking promiscious D-listers!) - we had time to reflect on comments we happen to stumble across on the Internet. We all know, the truth has the habit of making its way to light. They only thing that changes it the way how things are reavealed and by whom/ what. Most of the times it starts with a... Read Full Story
David Caruso - Paying our dues!
Everybody who runs a blog (or is about to start one) comes to appreciate the little gadgets that help the blogger to find out how successful ones blog is. There is statcounters, maps and other fancy stuff available. The possibilities are just endless. Our cute little blog has become sort of an instiution in the cyber-world since we started it in 2007. People fed up with the restrictions of various fan-pages and kindergarten-like message boards come to us because they are looking for the real... Read Full Story
David Caruso - Paying our dues!
Everybody who runs a blog (or is about to start one) comes to appreciate the little gadgets that help the blogger to find out how successful ones blog is. There are statcounters, maps and other fancy stuff available. The possibilities are just endless. Our cute little blog has become sort of an instiution in the cyber-world since we started it in 2007. People fed up with the restrictions of various fan-pages and kindergarten-like message boards come to us because they are looking for the... Read Full Story
David Caruso - CSI Miami - Episode 7.03 RECAP
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Well, believe it or not it actually rains in Miami! YUP! Season 7, episode 3, starts with a real down-pour! (The last time they had rain in Miami was in episode "Hurricane Anthony" in 2004!) 1) First of all WHY does ERIC DELKO/A. RODRIGUEZ work this case? The mother of the murder-victim is his shrink. What about conflict of interests? Besides, the shrink obviously has more problems than her patients. What professional has NO COMPUTERFILES these days? Instead she keeps the all important... Read Full Story
David Caruso - European leaders and great fan-fiction
We are supporters of the theory that everything in life works BOTH ways. There are no limits when it comes to humor. Obviously another very prolific blogger thought the same. So if European leaders can talk about an alleged stalker we think they also can talk about David Caruso. Hilariously funny Caruso-spoof! http://uglycreatures.blogspot.com/2008/10/european-leaders-discusee-icon-of.html Most of the CSI Miami fan-fictions we have come across are highly unsatisfying. Either they are a... Read Full Story
David Caruso - Starmeter
How important (or unimportant) is David Caruso? A movie star reject with an impressive list of failures/bombed movies. A TV actor with a less than stellar career. Well, it always depends on whom you ask. There will be the usual offenders who will tell you that David Caruso is a very important man. Than are those who will smirk and ask "David who???" Every year IMDb.com, Earth's biggest movie database, releases the years' top 25 stars through The STARmeter™. Those STARmeter™ rankings are... Read Full Story
David Caruso - CSI Miami - Episode 7.03 PREVIEW
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  Next Monday will see another Eric-centered episode titled "And how does that makes you kill?" (Formerly known as episode "Head Case"): When the daughter of Delko's therapist is murdered, Horatio and the CSI team must find the killer before Delko's darkest secrets are exposed...(Gail O'Grady ("American Dreams") Guest Stars as Delko's therapist.) Eric's darkest secrets? Honestly, we can't imagine Eric Delko having any dark-secrets at all. Except maybe for blackouts that are direct results... Read Full Story
David Caruso - EASY PEASY
The following lines were penned by our prolific Canadian jewel, JEANNIE. You go girl! Wiser words were never spoken! "I don't think he (David Caruso) even is an actor anymore. He just mumbles a few lines (very few,these days) from a tele-prompter and shuffles off. And,they still pay him. EASY PEASY! He could take another job and still have time left over. The big question now,is; how long are they going to keep that shambling, deteriorating, mumbling old man on a major TV show? David... Read Full Story