I Ain't A'feared of Nobody!

I am pleased to announce that the Don Lewis for President Campaign is reaching new levels of excitement! As you can see from the map below, we obviously have grown exponentially in committed supporters. (Many of our supporters are not committed yet, but the Court Orders are pending.)




And there is more good news. In a recent nation-wide survey, there are powerful indications of broad name recognition. Over ninety percent of respondents recognized the name Don. And nearly half as many knew someone with the last name of Lewis. (Margin of error: plus or minus 50 percent.)

And thanks to our blood plasma sales fundraiser, we still have close to 35 dollars in the campaign war chest.

While Obama and McCain continue to fall in the polls relative to my own meteoric or cometic rise as the case may be, I do feel it necessary to address the rather laughable campaign of one John B. Nobody.


I was made aware of this Nobody's campaign after receiving several disturbing notes from LOBO, my occasional nemesis and apparently Mr. Nobody's running mate.



Knowing little about this Nobody, I decided to Google him. The following are some of the shocking headlines and news stories I found


Girl’s Death Is `Nobody's Fault’
Los Angeles Times, July 01 2006

New year death 'Nobody's fault'
BBC, 16 OCT 2008

When is it Nobody’s Fault?
Jan 7, 2008 Overlawered blog.

"The fact is that sometimes bad things happen
in hospitals which are Nobody’s fault."


"Nobody lies to Google"
Meadows-Klue on Media Oct 31. 2005

Nobody Died When Clinton Lied
(Is it possible we are now dealing with an impostor?)


Golisano Cites an Old Scandal
- New York Times
"Nobody was convicted of selling paroles...


Japanese Whaling in Sanctuary is ILLEGAL
Greenpeace ...
"In 30 years and over 200 off-shore voyages Nobody was convicted."


Lewinsky's Leap From 'Nobody' To News
01-22-98 CNN

John Edwards and the Scandal Nobody Wanted
- Political Machine Jul 29, 2008 news.aol.com
"... But nobody wants to touch it..."




Apparently some believe that Nobody is above the law. Let's show them that they are wrong. Vote for somebody. Vote for me.


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My Debate with Nobody can be seen (soonish) at Radioactive Liberty. Don't worry. Even debating Nobody, I'll still be entertaining.