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You gotta love Pink. I mean, the girl's got balls. Jeans tucked INTO motorcycle boots. That's sort of bad ass. I dig the helmet, too, though in a crash it's pretty useless. So is that tank top. But she rides a Triumph and this helmet is of an Italian flag. I don't get it. Maybe she's being so counter-culture that the statement is: Fuck it, I don't care. Either way, I want to have sex with her. --------------------------------------------------Check out some of my other Fashion Dos... Read Full Story
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This picture begs the question: What DO you wear if you're Ice-T and are out for the day picking through the garbage? Well, darks are always good because that McDonald's BigMac Special Sauce stains. Believe me. Also, sensible shoes and a pair of rubber gloves really pull the whole outfit together. Image source: Flynet Read Full Story
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Ho-LEE-She-Yot. What in the hell is up with this outfit? This is Mary-Kate Olsen impersonating Ashley Olsen impersonating a fortune teller in a muu-muu. Read Full Story
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"Oh hey girl, what's up? You like my Spandex chaps? I made them out of tights. Have you seen any WWE stars hanging around? I wanna hook it up!" Gotta at least give this beast in the space stripper get up credit for fashion bravery. But you know she's the type who, as she passes by, hisses at you saying, "What the fuck are you looking at?" The answer of course is, "That crazy-ass out fit! Drrrrrrrrrrr." Read Full Story
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One can only speculate the set of circumstances that led to Britney Spears forgetting to put on pants, because clearly this is only a top and not intended to be worn alone. The boots are actually pretty cute and the over-sized 70s purse is, too, but the problem with the outfit starts and ends with where the eye is forcefully drawn. Cottage cheese doesn't go with anything. Read Full Story
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Don't mess with Victoria Beckham. She's part superhero, part Hooters waitress. Seen here in what can only be described as an experiment in pantyhose (what the hell, by the way?), Stupid Spice came to the Nokia Glamour party to fight crime. But who polices the fashion police? Read Full Story
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I’m not exactly sure who’s responsible but somewhere along the line, it became acceptable -- even fashionable -- to take little yappy dogs shopping. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for using animals for accessories. I mean, I own a fur coat. But I have to draw the line when some frigid bitch treats her dog with more respect than the sales attendants at Bloomingdale’s. Here are some ruthless offenders. This is Emily Rossum (left), presumably with her agent, who’s pointing to a pet store... Read Full Story
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The low-rise jean meets the exposed thong. Some slutty women seem to think we care what sort of panties they're wearing. This is a false misconception. What they think this look says: "Oh goodness, you can sort of see my underwear! Oh well, at least they're racy." What it really says: "I'm a slut. And incidentally, my ass is too fat to fit into low-rise jeans." Read Full Story
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When going to a sporting event, some dress like they’re looking for a Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, some dress like they’re members of a displaced Outback tribe of retards. Unless you count drinking martinis with a running start a sport, I’m not what you’d call a “sports fan.” However, I think I have a better idea of what to wear to any given sporting event than most. I mean, I know that when you go to a stadium to see your team, you want to show your spirit, or whatever, and wear certain... Read Full Story
