While we wait for the Turkey to thaw the last little bit… here are three things about Turkeys you should know. There are three towns named Turkey in the US: Turkey, Texas Turkey Creek, Louisiana Turkey, North Carolina and I had to cheat to get three. There are only three English words that rhyme with Turkey: Jerky Murky Perky There are three colorful names for official breeds of Turkey: Black Spanish Bourbon Red Blue Slate Turkeys have traits humans need to adopt: They have no... Read Full Story

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LXII Inverted is IIXL. 2 XL 62. Today. Cleverness evades me. 1947 = MCMXLVII. November 24, 1947. 11/24/47. Nope, I’m struggling here folks.  Nothing to see here, move along. You might like these too...Total Knee Replacement: Bring Me To My Knees With Your Cutting Edge CracksThe Most Awesomest Video I Have Seen Today: Train vs. TornadoSleep-RunningFlash Mob Musicals: I Want.Suggested Baby Boomer Retirement Reallocation Plan Be Socialable Read Full Story

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From the people who charge you 8.9% to count your loose change comes the best deal you will see this year. Take your coins to Coinstar, select that you want to redeem your coins for a certificate from a participating retailer, and Coinstar will send you a $10 rebate. There is a $40 minimum to get the rebate, so be careful when plugging that loose change into Coinstar, if you put in less than $40, you get zilch. Put in more than $40 and your ROI drops below 25%. I had a couple stashes of ch... Read Full Story

Remember this? What do you want for your birthday? A Henway. What’s a Henway? About three pounds. So far, I’ve lost about 11 hens. If I could somehow export my loss to Peru, I would be able to buy one of those cars I lusted after. Three suspects have confessed to killing five people for their fat, said Col. Jorge Mejia, chief of Peru’s anti-kidnapping police. He said the suspects, two of whom were arrested carrying bottles of liquid fat, told police it was worth $60,000 a ga... Read Full Story

Since the Total Knee Replacement, (ta-da-dummmmmmmm) my physical activity is even more limited than prior to the removal and reinstallation. Since I’m dieting my lack of physical activity is even more restricted. Prior to this, my lack of physical activity was because I was lazy. Aside from mowing and walking the dogs and following Nancy around Kroger throwing Oreo cookies, cheese puffs, Miller Chill, Oscar Mayer Bologna and M & M’s into the basket, I had no physical activity.... Read Full Story

“Unfriend” is the word of the year, as declared by the New Oxford American Dictionary. Congressional correspondent Luke Russert (and son of St. Timothy of Buffalo)  corrected the “Unfriend” report saying, “the kids say ‘Defriend.’ Oxford Dictionary should find that out.” “the kids”, yeah, Luke Russert called Facebookers “the kids.” Unfriend Luke Russert! Defriend Luke Russert! Deface Luke Russert! Unbook Luke Russert! D... Read Full Story

Huh!?! Should I be flattered or insulted that a PR flack sent me a pre-release sneak peek of a movie coming out this spring called Multiple Sarcasms? Yeah, flattered. Multiple irreverences/Multiple Sarcasms, it fits here. It’s a movie about a play about a life that is falling apart. Huh!?! I may have just moved over to the insulted side again. (Rant about a blog about a life that is falling apart?) Nah, I’m back to flattered. Any movie poster featuring a toilet is in my wheelhous... Read Full Story

This would make a utterly fascinating bar chart or pie chart or simple graph. Alas, I am incapable of making such a graph using OpenOffice. I used to be a whiz at making such things using Microsoft Excel. But I use Excel so little, I let the license lapse and went for the freebie. OpenOffice. (Bill Gates is a Prick) Here is the raw data of the Happiness Quotient for each dog based on the length of time we have been out of the house in minutes. Dog Greeting Style Data Set Refresher: the subj... Read Full Story