Carrie Prejean and the story of the Christian boobs
17Nov09 By hiscrivener Categories: Above the Fold, IJS, OMG!, Snap, Crackle and POP Culture and The Obvious Files Tags: abortion, bible, Carrie Prejean, Christian, Donald Trump, fraud, hollywood, homosexual, hypocrisy, marriage, Miss USA, plastic surgery, porn, public relations, scripture, sex I suppose this would explain why dirty old men want to practice the "laying on of hands" I couldn’t fight it any longer! Believe me, I tried, Wall Watchers. At first, ... Read Full Story
Cross Eyed: The Last Supper Cubed?
14Nov09 By hiscrivener Categories: Follow up, Good for a Giggle, On Your Wall and The Obvious Files Tags: comedy, da vinci code, evangelism, God, Jesus, music, witness In the screaming 80s, teeming with toxic hair and cross-dressing rockers, Styx penned a song, “Too much time on my hands (tick, tick, ticking away).” Aside from Dennis DeYoung’s chops leading the couch potato’s hymn, I never really cared for the song… until now. This week in vide... Read Full Story
These saints believe in D-O-G, and they’re not even dyslexic
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Paula White accuser gets busted for probation violation
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Cross Eyed: Jesus Christ… Bail Bonds
07Nov09 By hiscrivener Categories: Follow up, Good for a Giggle and Televised Theology and Toiletries Tags: crime, God, hell, Jesus, law, rapture, redemption, satan Jesus is known for defeating the enemy, snatching the keys from the grave and rescuing us from hell. Thanks be to God. For this week in video evangelism, consider the grave to be an eternal jail cell for Christ followers. So, naturally it makes sense that Jesus would endorse a few of his sentinel spirits as bail... Read Full Story
Ted Haggard is back to his old tricks
Ted Haggard and his shirt
06Nov09 By hiscrivener Categories: Above the Fold, Follow up, Snap, Crackle and POP Culture, Spin Doctor, Testify and WWJD Tags: bible, Church, deliverance, evangelical, family, forgiveness, fraud, God, homosexual, hypocrisy, Jesus, megachurch, pastor, public relations, sex, sin, TBN, Ted Haggard Courtesy: TallSkinnyKiwi.typepad.com No, no. I mean starting a new church. What did you think I meant? You Wall-watching gutter minds. Oy! Anywhoo, according to the Colorado Spri... Read Full Story
Apocalypse Watch: NASA thinks the Q Dog should be put to sleep before 2012
04Nov09 By hiscrivener Categories: Follow up, Occultish Observations, Snap, Crackle and POP Culture and Testify Tags: religion, bible, scripture, cult, public relations, movie, advertising, end times, apocalypse, heaven, mayan, marketing, alpha phi alpha, Quetzalcoatl, hollywood Coming Nov. 13, 2009... I mean, 2012. Later this month, you know in 2009, a blockbuster is going to hit global screens – 2012. John Cusack is going to save the world from the “Q DogR... Read Full Story
Mormon calendar shows off LDS hot cross buns
RNS BYU CALENDAR
02Nov09 By hiscrivener Categories: Above the Fold, Good for a Giggle, Occultish Observations and Religion Potpourri Tags: atheist, business, economy, excommunication, family, LDS, marketing, marriage, mormon, plastic surgery, polygamy, porn, sex I said it once, and now I get to say again… anyone remember excommunicated Mormon Chad Hardy? Hardy is an entrepreneur from Las Vegas who had an epiphany that, if directed to a niche audience, would cause him a winfall of cash... Read Full Story
Cross Eyed for the Holidays: The only Ghost during Halloween
31Oct09 By hiscrivener Categories: Denominational Fun, IJS and Testify Tags: Christianity, evangelism, God, Halloween, Jesus, Jesus Saves, legalism, salvation, satan Today… well, scratch that… TONIGHT is when many families gallivant from house to house begging for candy. Others, more paranoid, go to malls or the ubiquitous “Fall Festivals”. Safer, but no more of a beating. And then there are those fools who use this night to express misguided angst u... Read Full Story
700 men take oath of allegiance for their odd ball pastor. Swear.
People take an oath when they get married, and how’s that working out for half of this globe? Oaths are performed when swearing someone into office, and that seems to be for show. And then, there are those oaths that a witness takes when they are about to lie their tail off about the plantiff. Read Full Story