Hollywood Squares:
These great questions and answers are from the days when ‘ Hollywood Squares’ game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course.. .
Q.. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat?
A.. Paul Lynde (About fifteen seconds later): Loneliness!
Q. Do female [...]
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I came accross this image in the Telegraph.
I am curious how much the franchise fees are for one of these…
McDonald’s in Pakistan
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MAN TEST
1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are a queer It means you haven’t sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet…Faggot.
2. If you have a cat, you are a homo. A [...]
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A woman sends her clothing out to the Chinese laundry. When it comes back there are still stains in her panties. The next week she encloses a note to the Chinaman that says, “Use more soap on panties.”
This goes on for several weeks, the woman sending the same note to the laundry.
Finally fed up the [...]
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In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University.
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.
The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephant’s foot, and found [...]
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We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
Routine…
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares [...]
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A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them,
and hides in the bedroom closet. Then the woman’s husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the
little boy is in [...]
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Dear to whom it may concern;
I have had it with you and your administration, sir. Your conduct on your recent trip overseas has convinced me that you are not an adequate representative of the United States of America collectively or of me personally.
You are so obsessed with appeasing the Europeans and the Muslim world that [...]
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