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A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I’m glad to see you’ve regained consciousness. You probably won’t remember, but you were in a huge pileup on the freeway. You’re going to be okay, you’ll walk again and everything, but your penis was severed [...] Read Full Story

1. When I was born, I was given a choice – a big pecker or a good memory….I don’t remember what I chose. 2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. 3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects. 4. Impotence: nature’s way of [...] Read Full Story

This is supposedly a quote from a government employee who witnessed a recent inter-action between an elderly woman and an antiwar protester in a Metro station in DC. There were protesters on the train platform handing out pamphlets, on the evils of America . I politely declined to take one. The elderly woman was behind [...] Read Full Story

This is supposedly a quote from a government employee who witnessed a recent inter-action between an elderly woman and an antiwar protester in a Metro station in DC. There were protesters on the train platform handing out pamphlets, on the evils of America . I politely declined to take one. The elderly woman was behind [...] Read Full Story

This is supposedly a quote from a government employee who witnessed a recent inter-action between an elderly woman and an antiwar protester in a Metro station in DC. There were protesters on the train platform handing out pamphlets, on the evils of America . I politely declined to take one. The elderly woman was behind [...] Read Full Story

I will never, ever complain about my job, ever again!!! Read Full Story

I will never, ever complain about my job, ever again!!! Read Full Story

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