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Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Woooohoooooooo!
If you donknow, you betta aks somebody! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Talk_Like_a_Pirate_Day Read Full Story
It’s NEVER too late!
You need to get your fat ass in shape.  It doesn’t matter how, simply that you do something right now! Read Full Story
Howard Dean and Keith Olbermann on Name-Calling!
These 2 morons are absolutely right. We shouldn’t call the president a faciast, or should we? Well, maybe, but maybe not…but, ok or kinda not really sort of… You decide… Read Full Story
Busted News!
This is the best news channel on the net today!  NewsBusted provides straight forward commentary and “cut to the chase” non-bias coverage is refreshing and long overdue, good luck. Read Full Story
The Miracle of Toilet Paper
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it’s not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. ‘If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper [...] Read Full Story
No Pun in Ten Did…
A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The Stewardess looks at him and says, “I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.” Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, “Dam!” Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a [...] Read Full Story
The Human Body – Fast facts!
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb). The average man’s penis is three times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s. There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet. Women [...] Read Full Story
Now here’s how to treat a lady…
Why in the world is it so hard to figure out?  A lady always needs to be held in the highest regard for all she does. Here are a handful of moments that showcase how a real man should treat his best gal! Read Full Story
Never Argue with a Woman
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and begins to read a book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman [...] Read Full Story
Madonna, please! Eat a Cracker!
This is another shining example of fitness gone awry!  I hope this is the “Material Girl” getting ready for a role and not some psychological malfunction. Read Full Story