Lenny Henry's Fisting Mistake

Dear The Money Programme,

I have had an excellent, money spinning idea.

Many men nowadays are choosing to die unmarried. Needless to say, this is bringing a lot of shame on their parents. My money spinning idea is this: let us dig up the corpses of young women, and sell them to the families of these unmarried dead men as 'ghost brides'. This will do no harm to anyone, and will help assuage the embarrassment of many grieving Mams and Dads.

Yours,

The Moog, V.C.So here we are, the end of the article? Had fun? Me too!