At it again
My neighbors are too much fun. I heard the following this morning while I was brushing my teeth:
Him: What in the hell do you want?
Her: I need to use the bathroom.
Him: But, I'm using it.
Her: Well, hurry it up. I need to use it.
Him: Get out of here.
Her: I really need to use it.
Him: You can use it when I'm done... And I plan to leave the seat up.
It is possible to nearly choke on one's toothbrush.
Him: What in the hell do you want?
Her: I need to use the bathroom.
Him: But, I'm using it.
Her: Well, hurry it up. I need to use it.
Him: Get out of here.
Her: I really need to use it.
Him: You can use it when I'm done... And I plan to leave the seat up.
It is possible to nearly choke on one's toothbrush.
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