American Idol is Rigged. Everyone Pretend To Be Surprised.

Paula Abdul proved it. True Story.

Oh and It’s Neil Diamond night. Wooo. I pick Dave Cook from the get-go. This is so his week (as if any other week isn’t his week…). Anyway, watch. We shall do our American Idolatry tomorrow. The faux voting, commenting, contemplating (American Idol) life, and the like. It’s a big deal.

In other news… uh, yeah right.

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