Stuyvesant Town July 4th Spectacular

Stuyvesant Town is inviting its rent stabilized tenants to join them at their First Annual 4th of July Spectacular in Stuyvesant Oval for free food, live music and a fireworks display that is being hyped as “breathtaking.”

Tishman Speyer hopes the event will demonstrate they are committed to servicing their meat and potato tenants. So committed, that market rate tenants are not invited to the event. Instead they will have to endure the lousy panoramic view of the so-so Macy’s fireworks from the roofs of Stuy Town.

The Tenants Among the Stars party in the Oval will include a plethora of mixed drink selections including an exotic, potent fruit punch from Guyana. Rent stabilized tenants who don’t pass out from being “intoxicated” will be herded to the center of the Oval to view the half hour long fireworks show in the TNT pit. The dramatic show with culminate with a spectacular surprise ending that involves special presents for the stabilized tenants to be dropped from stealth bombers.

Bring the kids!

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