Lesbos Residents Want Identity Back

We were just browsing the HuffPo (that’s Huffington Post to you, Bill O’Reilly) and bumped into a random bit of ridiculousness. The Greek island of Lesbos is suing a gay rights group over the use of the term ‘Lesbian.’ Evidently, the people of Lesbos are sick (and tired) of having to explain themselves. “Yes, I’m a Lesbian. Ha-ha, double meaning, can we please behave like adults and get to the vote about financing the new, um, levee, Minister Papadopolis?” Though gay female residents of Lesbos probably appreciate the one word descriptor. This could be a power play by the people of Lesbos to get Sapphists to just purchase the island outright.