Ass-Backward Shit Birds

With the election of Obama I’d say that most people in the country veritably screamed blue, bloody murder for a new type of government. Apparently the populace of some states didn’t scream loudly enough as we’ve still far too many imbecilic and fatuous Republicunt morons occupying Senate seats.

These loud-mouthed, carping idiots are doing their absolute, old guard best to defeat the new administration’s attempts at righting the ship that is our country. Chiefly they are stymieing Obama’s Stimulus Package from passage. Complaints that this is a ‘spending bill’ coming from the mouths of enraged and sullen Republicans who’ve managed to make it past the November elections.

To quote our new President:

“What do you think a stimulus bill is? That’s the point.”

Yeah…what he said.

Oh, but wait! I get it now!

The money isn’t being spent where these greedy, misbegotten sons of whores would wish it spent. It isn’t being spent on bankers and investors like ole’ Bushy would have it spent. It isn’t being spent on already sickeningly wealthy businesses that through their own avaricious and insatiable lust for yet more wealth, helped to create the current crisis.

Right…my bad, I am clear now on the suddenly valid Republicunt argument against the ‘spending bill’. How could I have missed that so blatant fact? I must be going blind in my young age. I mean, why on earth should our government be so inclined to help out the populace with a stimulus package? Not like we provide the government with money or anything. It’s not as if the American people are going to be paying off this debt for the next fucking century. Nothing like that…so really, why the hell should part of this stimulus package be given to cause that will help the 95% of the people in this country? Fucking beyond me…

So yeah…goddamned Republicunt scum are still trying there utmost to further destroy this country. Looking after rich friends and rich business’ by attempting to block the passage of a desperately need bill for the good of this nation, and oh yeah, the good of the fucken’ planet!

Would someone please refresh my memory as to why we can’t be rid of these ass-backward shit birds?

Out.