After searching the Facebook world, these are the BEST Facebook Status Updates for the week of Nov 7th-14th. Enjoy! Want to make the list? Well then, send me your updates.
Don’t be tardy for the status party.
BEST OF:
1. (Name) to all my Facebook friends, thanks for the virtual memories. Without you all, I would only have a studio apartment and seasons 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 of Quantum Leap on VHS.
2. (Name) another crazy night out last night! My breath tastes like regret.
3. (Name) thanks for NOTH... Read Full Story
These are the BEST Facebook Status Updates for the week of Oct 24th -Oct 31st. Enjoy! Want to make the list? Well then, send me your updates. Don’t be tardy for the status party.
BEST OF:
1. (Name) ’s husband is cheating on me with an NSYNC poster and it’s tearing up my heart.
2. (Name) is wondering when it’s appropriate to tell someone their cleavage is distracting? Not because it’s particularly attractive, but because it’s like really long.
3. (Name) thin... Read Full Story
If I said these things, I’d be a liar:
1. It hurts when I eat. So I don’t.
2. My inability to cook brings all the boys to the yard. And they’re like, it’s better than yours. I can teach you, but i’d have to charge.
3. My cat and I; we have the best conversations.
4. After 7 years and you still don’t know what you want? That’s totally cool. Take your time. I’ll just be waiting here listening to my ovaries cry.
5. Vegans are good people.
6. My s... Read Full Story
I scoured the world of FACEBOOK (aka the planet’s alternate reality) and found the BEST Facebook Status Updates of the week (Oct 17-Oct 23, 2009) . Check it out below…is one of these statuses yours???
1. (Name) lost custody of my kids today :( On a positive note, I am free this weekend. Who wants to go clubbing?? Holler at your girl!
2. (Name) thought it was swine flu, but it turned out to be just gas.
3. (Name) just bought a house!!!! For my dog. Suckas!
4. (Name) was just involved in ... Read Full Story
Now that everyone is on social networking sites, there may come a time when you received a dreaded friend request from your boss. I know it sounds horrible, but there’s a good chance this will eventually happen to you. And once management invades your social-networking world, it will never be the same again. So why do bosses like to friend request their employees you ask? Well here’s your answer:
Some bosses may do this because
(a) He or she is trying to prove that they are not o... Read Full Story
Here is a list of stuff I’ve learned that I’d like to pass onto the world wide web.
You probably know all of this stuff too considering it should be fairly common knowledge, but let’s review…
WARNING what you are about to read below is extremely pretentious.
1. NEVER trust a woman who claims that she “just can’t be friends with other females.” Or says things like “I just get along with men better.” Um no. This is not good. What she’s... Read Full Story
Please don’t commit these hideous Facebook crimes. If you are currently guilty, stop now before the whole world becomes aware of your apparent lack of Facebook etiquette.
Remember, these aren’t mere suggestions, they are warnings. Stop now or be judged later by the Facebook Gods – they are fierce, unforgiving and may sentence you to eternity on MYSPACE!!!
Facebook Don’tS:
1. Couples, DON’T put cutesy “No, I love you more!” posts on each other’s ... Read Full Story
We Midwesterners are all over the place. No longer do we only graze and live solely on flat lands near large bodies of water that freeze solid in the winter months. We are also transplants in many cities across the nation. Since we from the Midwest are popping up all over the country, it is important that others take note of our likes, dislikes and how we operate. Why, you might ask? Well, because we are a charming people who when you meet us, you’ll immediately be drawn to us. YouR... Read Full Story
