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Friends Vs Chicago Friends

The best thing about living in Chicago is the people who live here and how they treat each other. This was forwarded by my CHICAGO FRIEND, Mary. Thanks Mar.

FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
CHICAGO FRIENDS: Always bring the food.

FRIENDS: Will say 'hello'.
CHICAGO FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
CHICAGO FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
CHICAGO FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
CHICAGO FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing, and just being together.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
CHICAGO FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
CHICAGO FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' back-ends that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
CHICAGO FRIENDS: Walk right in and say,'I'm home!'

FRIENDS: will visit you in jail.
CHICAGO FRIENDS: will spend the night in jail with you .

FRIENDS: will visit you in the hospital when you're sick.
CHICAGO FRIENDS: will cut your grass and clean your house then come spend the night with you in the hospital and cook for you when you come home.

FRIENDS: have you on speed dial.
CHICAGO FRIENDS: have your number memorized .

FRIENDS: Are for a while.
CHICAGO FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Might ignore this.
CHICAGO FRIENDS: Will forward this to all their CHICAGO Friends
BEVERLY FRIENDS: Will blog this so that thousands of people have the chance to become better friends to their friends.

Which one are you?



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