Read a book! Win a laptop computer! …Will be posted on Friday.  Sorry, I didn’t mean to tease you.  I just wanted to give you a heads up.  Actually, I did mean to tease you.  Don’t hate me.  If you’re confused, and don’t know what I’m talking about, click here to get up to speed. Read Full Story

I’m actually too tired to post.  I am literally asleep while I’m typing this.  I am what they call “dog-tired.”  Instead of leaving you with that empty feeling inside that one gets from seeing a blog that hasn’t been properly populated with clever and/or insightful musings, I give you this gift of knowledge.  Ever wonder what the origins of the phrase “dog-tired” is?  Wonder no more!  Dog tired is an old English phrase usually hyphenated to dog-tired.... Read Full Story

Any Rob Zombie fans out there?  His song Meet the Creeper received a mention in my new book, Lost Days.  Why?  Because I needed something… creepy. Read Full Story

Read a book! Win a laptop computer! This is the 38th installment of my new book (launch is this week) Lost Days.  I hope you’ve been reading carefully because the answer to the qualifying question is in one of the previous posts. Qualifying question for what?  For your chance to win a free laptop computer.   Click here to read the rules for the drawing.  Basically, you  read Lost Days for a chance to win a laptop!  If you don’t want to read the free online version, it will be available for s... Read Full Story

I know Halloween is over.  What you fail to understand is that we are under the constant threat of zombie attack.  These Night of the Living Dead posts could very well save your life.  You’re welcome! Read Full Story

Skull-boy included for purposes of scale While I just got Stephen King’s newest book, Under the Dome, and I haven’t had a chance to read it, I am ready to give my early review.  It’s gigantic!  My arms are sore from lifting it.   I think you should be required to register it as a lethal weapon because if I could muster up the strength to throw it at someone, it would kill them instantly.  Are you hearing me?  I’m saying it’s big.  It has it’s own gravitatio... Read Full Story

"I was nude once. It was 1984 and my pants caught on fire..." The freak is in the house, awe-oh!  The freak is in the house, awe-oh!  Sorry, got carried away.  Here they are, a little later in the evening than usual, but I made it. These are the freaky and funny search terms people used to find my blog.  How these queries brought them to my blog, I don’t know, but one should never question the power of the freaky search term.  Enjoy and keep the freak flag flying, people.  I need yo... Read Full Story

Idiots! Read Full Story

Bigfoot Food and Spirits in the Seattle airport, I understand the big guy hosts on Tuesday nights. I just got back from a quick trip to Seattle.  I think it’s a beautiful city, but I don’t know for sure because I mostly saw the inside of buildings.  When I was outside, it was rainy, gloomy, and cold.  I understand that is rare for Seattle.  I did see Bigfoot while there.  I’m taking it as a sign that he approves of my new book, Lost Days.  He is a big part of the story.  I ... Read Full Story

I’ll post it without comment… I can’t help myself.  Are you kidding me?  Did we learn nothing from the Bigfoot body in Georgia?  I’m at a loss.   Read Full Story