Visit Twittley.com to read more about .     Scandal Rocks the   Music Industry   LOS ANGELES, CA -  Another scandal is shaking the entire music and entertainment industry.  It appears that Leo Machuchal has been the actual talent behind every rock group for the last forty years.  “Leo is the new negro,” said the Rev. Al Sharpton in a fiery press conference. “They been stealing his songs since 1969.” According to the New York Times, everyone from James Taylor to Jethro Tull has been ste... Read Full Story

Visit Twittley.com to read more about .       MADRID, SPAIN  -  It has come to our attention, that our most loyal reader is not familiar with the singing of Joselito. In honor of Deborah and her loyalty to Leo (no matter what trouble he gets into) we offer this footage from over fifty years ago. Thank you Deborah, for your years of support!     Puerto Rican Guy Stumble! for WP Share and Enjoy: Tags: attention, Deborah, footage, guy, honor, Josel... Read Full Story

Visit Twittley.com to read more about .       There recently was a death of a 98 year-old lady named Irena Sendler. During World War II, Irena got permission to work in the Warsaw ghetto as a Plumbing/Sewer specialist. She had an ulterior motive…she knew the Nazi plan for the Jews, and she bitterly disagreed with it. Irena smuggled infants out in the bottom of her tool box. She carried larger children out in a burlap sack. Irena also had a dog, which she trained to bark at Nazi ... Read Full Story

Visit Twittley.com to read more about .     Shake-up at American Idol   LOS ANGELES, CA  -  In the latest surprise to viewers of American Idol, Paula Abdul has returned as one of the three celebrity judges.  Even more shocking is the replacement – yes the replacement –    of Simon Cowell with a new, fresh face in reality television.  This mid-season replacement is so shocking, that only the editors of Puerto Rican Guy have been authorized to leak the information.  We are not even allow... Read Full Story

Visit Twittley.com to read more about .       MADRID, SPAIN  -  Fed up with Hollywood, Leo Machuchal signed a multi-picture deal with Cinema Real Madrid for the production of five Joselito films.  Leo will star as Joselito, the beloved orphan who sang his way into Latin America’s heart during the late 1950’s and early 1960’s.  Leo’s first film will be El Pequeño Risueñor, the touching story of  an orphan who sings like a nightingale, and dances like Michael Jackson.   Puerto Rican Guy... Read Full Story

Visit Twittley.com to read more about .     The Worst Halloween Costume   in the World   NEW YORK CITY, NY  - According to Las Vegas bookmakers, Leo Machuchal is the favored candidate to win the 2009 contest for “The Worst Halloween Costume in the World.”  The First Prize is a date with Britney Spears.  Second Prize a seat of steak knives. Third Prize, you’re fired.  Here is Leo’s costume. What do you think?   Puerto Rican Guy Stumble! for WP Share and Enjoy: ... Read Full Story

Visit Twittley.com to read more about .       MIAMI, FL  -  Somebody told a lie somewhere.  They sent Leo a brochure telling him that America was the land of the free, and very prosperous. The streets are paved with gold! They sent him posters of Florida, and invited him to come on down. Leo believed them, packed his things and moved to Florida…just like they asked. Within two weeks they arrested Leo for vagrancy and “obstructing justice.” They arrested Leo’s dog What justice... Read Full Story

Visit Twittley.com to read more about .       CAGUAS, PR  -  Last week, Leo Machuchal was falsely accused of robbing three liquor stores and raping twelve school teachers in Caguas, Puerto Rico.  To combat this conspiracy, Leo took to the streets and gave away everything he owned.       Leo was so generous that, in three days, he went completely broke and homeless.  So what happened?  The police arrested Leo, his family, and even his dog, for loitering without a license. They arreste... Read Full Story

Visit Twittley.com to read more about .       LOS ANGELES, CA -  Leo Machuchal has checked himself into the Malibu Alcohol and Rehabilitation Center (MARC), for a truly horrific addiction.  It appears that women (particularly Hollywood starlets) have heard of his Qi Jong sexual technique, and are stalking him through the streets of Los Angeles.  Leo cannot walk his dog or do his laundry, without being attacked by young over-sexed women. We hope that Leo can find a cure for this terrib... Read Full Story

Visit Twittley.com to read more about .       CAGUAS, PR  -  According to Puerto Rican police, serious crimes are being committed in the town of Caguas, Puerto Rico.  A gentleman who claims to be Leo Machuchal has robbed three liquor stores and raped twelve school teachers.  His picture is up in every bank and post office in Puerto Rico. The Caguas monster who rapes school teachers If you have seen this man, please report him to the Puerto Rican Guy immediately.   Puerto Rican Guy Stu... Read Full Story