Ichigo and Co. are trying to save Rukia from getting her head chopped off, but in order to get to the Soul Society they have to travel through this dangerous portal. Uryuu is almost engulfed by the current, but my main man Chad comes to the rescue by ripping part of his clothes off, and  carrying him on his shoulder. Now why does that sound kinky? The gang is not out of danger just yet. There is something called the Cleaner that comes through every 7 days to clean out the passageway... Read Full Story

Our favorite vampire kid asks Petro (chief of Inquisition) to escort him to the embassy, but he’s says no way and tells Ion in so many words to get lost. Ion decides to offer up his life after the mission is complete. Hey, I’m all for that, I’m tired of watching that brat anyway. But we know it doesn’t happen, since he shows up in episodes 15 and 16. Petro agrees to the bargain, but says he will also arrest Abel and Esther when it’s all over. “Now, let’s don’t get carried away Petro, you... Read Full Story

Listen up people! Back by popular demand, I have decided not to drop Fruits Basket or Bleach so be on the lookout for me to continue these two series. As a matter of fact, I won’t be dropping anything, so look forward to me finishing up all the anime series that I’m working on. As far as Bleach is concerned, I will be starting with Vol 6. (episode 21), so be looking for me to start working on that sometime next week. Chow! Read Full Story

Chapter Four (which includes episodes 13-16) is kind of disappointing. Episode 13 is okay, episode 14 is good, but 15 and 16 are a drag, and I won’t be reviewing them on my blog. That doesn’t mean I’m dropping the series, ’cause I’m not. In fact, you can look forward to me finishing it up in a couple of weeks. This chapter centers around Esther the boring nun, and Ion, the vampire kid that you just want to smack upside the head a few times. There is so much dialogue between the two of them... Read Full Story

……..and speaking of Tonosama the cat, not only did he chew up Shinomiya’s toothbrush, but he’s missing again, but who cares? Obviously everyone does since Shichijo made him a collar with a transmitter embedded in it, to keep track of his whereabouts. Okay, now I’ve heard everything. Keita, Endo and the others follow the signal to a boarded up place somewhere on campus. They remove the board and find a creepy stairway. “That’s okay guys, you go on down there, and I’ll stay here behind the... Read Full Story

Rock Lee is in a lot of trouble right now, and it’s all because of Sakura, the dumb chick with the pink hair who can’t fight. One of the hidden sound ninjas shows us a jutsu called the wall, right after he gives us a brief run down on the anatomy of the ear and how it operates. Well how nice, but I really didn’t ask for all that. After ear anatomy 101, this dude goes after Sakura, but Rock has a little life left in him, so he tries to fight, but it’s no use. Now while all this is... Read Full Story

It’s Keita’s first day of class and Kazuki starts fussing over him, worried that he might not make it through the day. “Well Kazuki, you really need to mind your own business and just make sure that you pass all your classes, okay?” Shinomiya (aka Niwa’s clone and captain of the archery club) walks by and lets them know that Keita’s welcoming party will take place in a ………….. Hell yeah baby, I am so there! Who cares if I wasn’t invited? Now wait, before everybody gets all excited, the... Read Full Story

Yes, Rock Lee gets another opportunity to hit on Sakura, but my question is, why would anybody want to? We’ll get back to him in a bit, but first let’s zoom in on Sakura to see how she’s holding up taking care of Sasuke and Naruto all by herself. Well, if she doesn’t make it as a ninja, she’d probably make a good nurse. Yes, I know that was a sexist statement, but keep in mind that Sakura has done absolutely nothing during this whole series, so don’t get mad at me. Okay, so Sakura moves the... Read Full Story

Sasuke finally wakes up from his fear induced stupor to realize that he needs to stay alive long enough to fight his brother. In order to do that, he must get past ninja witch from the hidden grass village who just won’t leave him alone. Hey, where’s Naruto? Is he still out cold? Damn! Who in the hell is gonna crack all the jokes? Now we have a really good fight going on between the two of them, and to top it off, Sasuke uses his dragon flame jutsu to put ninja witch out of her misery... Read Full Story

In the last episode, Sasuke was getting his butt kicked by that long tongue ninja witch from the hidden grass village. Naruto steps in to help, but Sasuke tells him to run,’cause that’s something he would like to do. “Sasuke, you’re such a jerk! Why should Naruto back away just because you’re scared?” Not only does Sasuke tell Naruto to scram, he also gives up the scroll to the snake ninja witch. Gee, Sasuke must be smokin’ some strong stuff, ’cause he’s lost his damn mind. Did he really... Read Full Story