Friday's Rush Limbaugh Morning Update: Dateline: 13 November 2009 State-Controlled Associated Press reported that new claims for unemployment benefits fell "more than expected" last week (as is always the case). The 502,000 new claims filed are, according to AP, "evidence the job market is slowly healing as the economy recovers." Yeah, you'll be glad to learn that only five and a half million people are still getting unemployment benefits, and four million are getting extended unemployment be... Read Full Story

Thursday's Rush Limbaugh Morning Update: Dateline: 12 November 2009 This week, we witnessed the memorial for fallen members of the military targeted at Fort Hood. We also celebrated Veterans Day, and we are now learning of another recent event "honoring" military members. To celebrate Halloween this year, President Obama invited children of those in the armed forces to a special "trick or treat" event at the White House. Also invited were children of White House staff members, and 2,000 Washi... Read Full Story

Wednesday's Rush Limbaugh Morning Update: Dateline: 11 November 2009 In his September 9th joint address, President Obama claimed talk radio and cable hosts were making bogus claims in order to "kill" health care reform "at any cost." After denying there were death panels in the legislation, Obama said: "There are those who claim our reform efforts would insure illegal immigrants. This, too, is false. The reforms I am proposing would not apply to those are here illegally." Congressman Joe Wils... Read Full Story

Tuesday's Rush Limbaugh Morning Update: Dateline: 10 November 2009 Last Thursday, the House Judiciary Committee voted to strip the Patriot Act of a provision allowing the government to spy on people who aren't linked to known terrorist groups -- the so-called lone wolf provision. It was a party-line vote; all the Democrats voted to strip it. Last Thursday, a "lone wolf" shouted his allegiances to Allah... and opened fire. When the Fort Hood carnage was over, 13 people were murdered and 30 mor... Read Full Story

Monday's Rush Limbaugh Morning Update: Dateline: 9 November 2009 Well, folks, it hasn't even taken a year! With Democrats in charge, we've got government spending at an all-time high, record deficits, and unemployment like we haven't seen in almost 30 years (not since the last time a Democrat ruined the economy). So now our president is considering "all options" to create jobs. According to presidential advisor (and slum lord) Valerie Jarrett, "everything is on the table." She says: "You've g... Read Full Story

Friday's Rush Limbaugh Morning Update: Dateline: 6 November 2009 Well, the early results are in, folks, and they are surprising. The liberal mecca of the East Coast, New York City, was first in the country to require that fast food joints post calorie information on their menus. West Coast liberals in California and Seattle followed suit. During the battle to pass the law, liberals claimed that forcing restaurants to comply would help solve obesity and diabetes problems, particularly among th... Read Full Story

Thursday's Rush Limbaugh Morning Update: Dateline: 5 November 2009 Orrin Hatch, respected member of the Senate Judiciary Committee, raises a profound point. You see, he's concerned that the Democrats' so-called health care reform would be "the first time where our government would demand that people buy something that they may or may not want." Hatch says, "That isn't America. That's not freedom. That's not Constitutionally sound." That's right: Democrat health care could well be unconstituti... Read Full Story

Wednesday's Rush Limbaugh Morning Update: Dateline: 4 November 2009 On election eve, State-Controlled AP had this headline: "GOP Victory Tuesday Won't Erase Party's Problems." You see, in the world of politics, this "take" marks a departure. Until now, victory has been perceived as a positive development. But in the current environment, reality and truth are so distorted that we are supposed to believe that winning elections creates problems for the winners -- not the defeated. Only in Obama'... Read Full Story

Tuesday's Rush Limbaugh Morning Update: Dateline: 3 November 2009 A month ago, the State-Controlled Media couldn't have cared less about Republicans' chances in the off-year elections. Today, all eyes are on New York, New Jersey, and, to some extent, Virginia. (Although the only question in Virginia is the magnitude of defeat for Democrat Creigh Deeds, who Obama threw under the bus last week.) The race for governor in New Jersey's tight. Even though it's long been a Democrat state, these days... Read Full Story

Monday's Rush Limbaugh Morning Update: Dateline: 2 November 2009 Hey, folks: Secretary of State Clinton, in Pakistan, had what the State-Controlled Media called a "lively exchange" with students at a government university. During a question-and-answer session, Mrs. Clinton said that there was "a huge difference" between Obama's and Bush's approach to Pakistan. She said: "I spent my entire years in the Senate opposing him... so to me, it's like daylight and dark." The students erupted in appla... Read Full Story