Trailer Review- Brideshead Revisited

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Brideshead Revisited

Jim, In The Tissue-thin Guise Of A British Dandy That Is Quickly Cast (Half-)Aside In Favour Of Setting New Lows For This, Or Any Other, Website: I remember my summers in Victorian(?) England– peeking at napeskin, flirting with homosexuality, realizing that watching my social betters bicker in fancy clothes is bankable for a modest return no matter how many times it’s >>>>revisited<<<<. Oh! if only Frasier was still(eth) a show.

Also, this should be the title for a series of those wedding-themed oral gangbang pornografies. Like, Brideshead Revisited IX: Evelyn, No!, and it would be some cuckold affair where the husband looks on heartbroken/beating off as his new wife services the entire wedding party.

What about Porno Frasier? Is that a show yet?.

Although I guess, in the interest of fake erudition and wit, it should be Brideshead Revisited IX: Evelyn, Naugh! and then those letters could be, I guess, the transliteration of the humiliated groom’s stifled last words before he is made to eat out the anal creampie that his dad and his best man left inside his thoroughly cum-splattered wife.

Or the Batman-style silent spinning sound effect that occurs when he first places his hands on his bride’s hips, gently crackling the thin crème brulee coating of cheatseed that has dried over her entire body.

Virgin snow.

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