Welcome Raven ouch! OUCH!! I'm Doing IT!!!!

SSB Enterprises welcomes a new staff member..

Due to lack of sales and a total lack of interest in SSB’ and Blatantly Stupid’ products
SSB has set up the Aggressive Marketing & Unusual Punishment Department

Their aim: to gain potential customers and drum up interest

We had only one applicant, but…

According to her Curriculum Vitae, Raven excelled in her previous position in the Buy Now Or PAYne Later Department and was quickly promoted to the Squeezing Tender Bits Till You Submit Department.

And after we became aware of a letter from the C.E.O. At HELL inc. rejecting her application(1) for the job of Overseer of Torturers and Tormentors for the unusually sadistic albeit remarkably creative use of fluffy pink bunnies to cause agonising pain followed by suffering…. Then more pain.

We at SSB Enterprises decided to snap her up and due to her natural(?) abilities Raven has been employed as head of our newly created Aggressive Marketing and Unusual Punishment Department..

….. Please can I have Mr Fluffywuffie back now?

#1) They deemed it too cruel even for them*

* Mr Beelzebub reportedly then quit his position and took up flower arranging… claiming truly all the devils are up there… we are wasting our time… I’d never have thought of THAT!