NKOTB Back!
During their reunion performance on the "Today" show, the New Kids on the Block glance downward towards the sound of Satan's victory laughter.  Said one fan, "Hold it right there, boy.  If the New Kids on the Block are there, then who is the dead liar on the other side of this hole in the bathroom stall?" Read Full Story
This Week in Janice
Janice Dickinson News: in a photoset entitled, "It seems That JANICE DICKINSON Is Getting Older," each caption read, "Model JANICE DICKINSON showing off her legs full of veins while walking her dog in Beverly Hills."  In her defense, her travel schedule has left her little time to feed on the life-giving essence of orphans. Read Full Story
Iron Man in Japan
Robert Downey Jr. (R) watches a man with powered suit, HAL (Hybrid Assistive Leg) on carrying a sake barrel to wish for the success of "Iron Man" during the Japan Premiere at Tokyo International Forum on September 4, 2008 in Tokyo, Japan. The film will open on September 27 in Japan. (Photo by Junko Kimura/Getty Images AsiaPac) At the Japanese premiere of Iron Man, Robert Downey Jr. watches a man in a robot exoskeleton carry in a giant barrel of sake.  "Only in Japan doe... Read Full Story
Clothes for Slutty Horses
Fulfilling ancient dark prophecies, Katie Price unveils "KP Equestrian," a clothing line for horses and riders.  "Who the hell put a thong on that horse?" asks someone who walked into the wrong building, inadvertantly giving the setup for a terrific Katie Price joke. Read Full Story
Stiletto Sprint!
In Sydney Australia, Hundreds of women compete in an 80 meter stiletto race.  "If you don't get laid tonight, you'll never get laid," comments the friend of a local ankle doctor. Read Full Story
Papparazzi Strikes Again
The patience and foresight of a papparazzi finally pays off when he catches celebrity Jennifer Gardner in the parking lot of Dr. Hank's Clinic for Herpes & Hemorrhoids Only. Read Full Story
Howie Mandel a Real Star
As Howie Mandel accepts his star on Hollywood Blvd., the location's previous owner shouts, "Who is that laying on my toilet?" Read Full Story
Go Topless Day
GoTopless.Org held a rally to promote a woman's right to toplessness.  It garnered significantly better support and had fewer police shootings than at DickHole.Com's nearby rally for flopping dongs. Read Full Story
Go Topless Day
GoTopless.Org held a rally to promote a woman's right to toplessness.  It garnered significantly better support and had fewer police shootings than at DickHole.Com's nearby rally for flopping dongs. Read Full Story
Clarice Cliff Tea Cups to Go Up For Auction
Bonhams employee Joanna Bulmer lays out teacups by Clarice Cliff on August 27, 2008 in London, England. The collection of a hundred teacups is thought to be the largest collection by the renowned designer Clarice Cliff to come up for sale and is estimated to fetch 25, 000 GBP at Bonham?s sale of Design 1860 ? 1945 on September 23, 2008. (Photo by Cate Gillon/Getty Images Europe)  Hundreds of collectible tea cups are expected to fetch over $45,000 in an auction next month.  "... Read Full Story