SNL alum and 30 Rock darling Tracy Morgan performed a hysterical stand-up set last night at Carnegie Hall as part of the NY Comedy Festival.
Here are some of the best parts:
On women rejecting men in bars: “That’s girls’ thing now. They go out just to say no. ‘I got a boyfriend.’ Yeah where he at?”
(WAHAHA) “You gotta stick your tongue in her f-cking butthole. That’s my whole thing: buttholes and toes.”
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Watch this convincing female (except she has not boobs) reveal that she’s actually a HE on Jerry Springer. I suspect this is exactly the way Giselle plans on telling Tom Brady. And in case you’re wondering, the new head security guard who replaced Steve Wilkos (who now has his own talk show) is Chicago policeman Pete Kelly–and I put some yummy photos of him after the jump. MAJOR UPGRADE, Jerry!
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A 28-year-old man recently named by a Florida magazine as one of its hottest and coolest bachelors of 2009, was arrested–in drag–after he falsely pulled a fire alarm, twice, at a nightclub.
Ingmar “Iggy” Sprude, 28, appeared on the October issue of Gulfshore Life magazine’s cover, and was profiled for being hot, single and “cool.” Turns out he’s just a douchebag and has really, really great arms.
Dressed as Pamela Anderson from Baywatch, he pu... Read Full Story
Just what was Patrick Wilson looking at when he arrived at the Vancouver International airport yesterday? It must be something so profound…so thought-provoking…so OMG/WTF/holy shit.
There can only be four possible explanations:
1. He spotted a naked, floating radioactive blue man.
2. Beautiful women.
3. Taylor Lautner’s abs.
4. Chris Brown’s album cover for Graffiti.
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Because you’re probably not going to see the movie, Robert De Niro gives his best go-to expression for crying/sleeping/orgasming on the red carpet at the AFI FEST 2009 screening of Everybody’s Fine at the Chinese Theater on Tuesday in Los Angeles. And around each arm he’s holding co-stars Kate Beckinsale and Drew Barrymore, who play his daughters in the film out December 4.
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Which beautiful songbird was seen signing autographs outside the BBC Radio 1 studios yesterday?
Answer after the jump!
Foo Fighters frontman Dave Grohl and his luscious tresses.
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This week‘s issue of Life & Style is running THE LAST SHIRTLESS PHOTOS of TAYLOR LAUTNER. The rag ran the last remaining unpublished topless shots of the 17-year-old (GASP) from a previous photoshoot. After a media blitz of showing off his goods to promo his physique in the upcoming Twilight sequel, he’s now swearing off shirtless shots because he feels it’s “kind of embarrassing.”
“I worked hard to get in shape,” he says. “My motivation was the movie and the fans, but I don’t want to be... Read Full Story
