What kind of douchery is this?
(The reincarnation of 2Pac has an uncontrollable hunger)
Midwestern THUG Logic:
I know I’m thuggish ruggish because…
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I’ve been stealing Newports from my mom since 1990!
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I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom…with my hand.
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I not only smoke my weed, but I eat it too!
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I once met a guy who had been locked up and he told me of the ins and outs of the ‘joint.’
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I ain’t gots to work, I collect straight worker’s comp after I slipped and fell during my shift at Walgreens.
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All my friends IS mad crazy! They pee on the toilet seats in the Super America baffroom and hell no, they don’t wipe it up!
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I don’t even cur that I’d crush a honey with my massive belly… if I ever get an opportunity to lay on top of one.
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I got five 2Pac posters hung in my bedroom. My moms tried to tear em down cuz just like George Bush, she hates on black people! But I told her to check herself.
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I drink my 40s while eating my hotdish!
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I rest my gat on my dinner plate-sized nipples.
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I got into 2 fights in middle school!
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My moms married a black dude!
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My online girlfriend lives in Detroit!
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I’m a member of the baddest gang in the Midwest - the White boiZ to the 3rd Power (WB3Ps)!
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