The MOCA New 30th Anniversary Gala on Saturday night held at (where else?)The Museum of Contemporary Art in Los Angeles. It brought out the beautiful, the fashionable and the desperate for attention.
Zoe Saldana doing her best impression of a 40 year old. Zoe, food is not the enemy.
Poor Ciara, she got confused. She saw a camera and thought she was at a fashion shoot. Do you think she practiced this in the mirror before she left?
Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale.
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No, I'm not talking about her scalp.
Beyoncé must be walking around with her drawers full of cottage cheese, because don't pantyhose give you yeast infections? Beyoncé and her favorite fashion accessory out and about in London England. Read Full Story
This is Cheryl Cole.
I know, I can't tell you what she sings either. But she's HUGE in England, and Simon Cowell thinks she'll be the next big thing in America. Given that that Brits made Jordan a celebrity, it's obvious they have much lower standards than the rest of us. But what I want to know is, what in God's name is Cheryl wearing? B*tch better hire a stylist before she comes over here. Read Full Story
Vera Wang released the ad for her perfume Princess featuring Zoe Kravitz (Lenny and Lisa Bonet's kid). What an odd spokesperson choice. While Zoe does have great bone structure, in "real life" she's dirtier looking than Robert Pattinson.
Nothing says "princess" like a cheap wig, a Kabbalah string and a tacky tattoo. Vera Wang should have just hired Britney Spears. She'd of got more press.
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Poor Judas Jack-Off. He now has it as bad as permanently closeted movie star Toothy Tile. Only, I fear Judas is not even pretending to be happy, quite unlike Toothy.
Remember, our very handsome and very unkind Judas is still trying to get the ditched BF to have sex, all the while out prancing to the gullible world with his gorgeous girlfriend—whenever there's an available photo op, that is.
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Rihanna debuted the video for 'Russian Roulette' today. This song grew on me a few weeks back. I like the video, not as dark as I thought it was going to be. I loved how they had very few shots of RiRi handling the gun. But really, do we need to be seeing people play Russian roulette in 2009? Will the video even get airplay? Much Music (Canada's version of MTV, well other than MTV Canada) wont even play a music video if someone isn't wearing a seat belt and they're behind the wheel of a car... Read Full Story
Taylor Lautner, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson at the NEW MOON premiere in London, England. These three have millions of fans and now millions of dollars but not one iota of fashion sense. WHAT ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH ARE THEY WEARING?
I can no longer continue to write this blog because Kristen Stewart's hideous outfit has caused me to go blind. But before my eyesight fled in disgust, I did manage to see her smile in the photos...she must be high. Read Full Story
Tom Brady covers GQ magazine's Men of the Year edition. Yummy.
I know it's Robert Downey Jr on the cover of Esquire magazine, but all I notice is his...uhm...package.
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