Editorial comment: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! No, but seriously – these two jackbags [nods to greeneyedgirl] prove the point: There is nothing more dangerous than an uninformed electorate. (buying a book doesn’t mean you can read it, scooter …) Posted in Barack Obama, blogging, celebrity, community, culture, education, election, entertainment, fun, funny, Gossip, government, John McCain, journalism, life, media, neighborhood, News, Politics Tagged: going rogue, interview, News,... Read Full Story

The pancakes are pleased and the muffins amused but you can bet your sweet ass the ankle-biters in your abode are gonna be 12 shades of WAAAHHHHHHH when they find out about the nationwide waffle shortage. !!!!! WAAAHHHHHHHFLE SHORTAGE !!!!! That’s right, ‘rents – it’s time to push the panic button! ::: oh noes!!!!! ::: The Kellogg Company announced the awfulness and blamed the batter cake blight on “a confluence of events” — including Listeria monocy... Read Full Story

Unfriend. Unfriend?! UN-FREAKIN’-FRIEND?!?!? Frealz — that trick was trotted out as the New Oxford American Dictionary’s vaunted ‘Word of the Year’! I DEMAND A RECOUNT!!!!! Each year Oxford University Press tracks how the English language is changing and chooses a word that best reflects the mood of the year … except that word is so last year! Oxford lexicographer Christine Lindberg defended the dumbass decision by blah blah-ing something about ‘unfri... Read Full Story

I, uhh, don’t even, uhh, know, uhh, how to, uhh, ‘digest?!’ this, uhh, ‘piece’ … SOURCE Posted in blogging Tagged: cannibal, cannibalism, eat, food, sick, strange, weird Read Full Story

… my beloved — if not always brilliant – Auburn Tigers couldn’t seal the deal against Georgia on Saturday … ::: Horror! Awfulness!! OUTRAGE!!! ::: … my neighbor actually – yet unbelievably — out-shouted my obnoxious ass on NFL Sunday … ::: fucking show-off ::: … my now ever-increased need for football fulfillment will NOT be achieved with tonight’s mightily muckerific Ravens-Browns matchup … ::: Brady Quinn – ̵... Read Full Story

California better reckonize! That bitch has been out there behaving like a first-rate famewhore on the red carpet – totally hogging the ‘We Suck at Solvency’ spotlight! But she better step to the side because hers isn’t the only game in town anymore! Oh ho no! A new study by the Pew Center found that double-digit budget gaps, rising unemployment, high foreclosure rates and built-in budget constraints have brought Arizona, Florida, Illinois, Michigan, Nevada, New Jersey... Read Full Story

World Bank President Robert Zoellick has the crucial info! LISTEN UP!!!!! Talking to reporters about the überly-astronomical 10.2% U.S. unemployment rate, Mr. Braintrust blah blah’d: “You’re going to have problems with delinquencies of credit card loans, consumer loans, people won’t be able to pay their mortgages. Some banks are going to continue to be troubled by bad loans.” YA THINK?!?!? Crickety cripes! If all ya gotta do to head up the international agency ta... Read Full Story

Don’t step out of lentil line at the shelter just yet, you bums! There’s a brand spankin’ NEW crisis on the horizon! ::: Woo h .. oh wait. Not good … ::: NYU economist and all-around financial fiasco forecaster Nouriel Roubini <————- has just issued a code-red high-alert that the Federal Reserve and other money managers are fueling a massive new asset “bubble” that will someday go KAPLOW BIOTCH and steal your savings, render you ... Read Full Story

My (other) boo … my comedic counsel … my satirical soul-mate … has been wronged, y’all!! Katt Williams has been filming a movie and staying at the producer’s home in rural Georgia for a month when suddenly an employee of the producer got his amnesia on, apparently forgot who my kitty Katt was and called Johnny Law to report my (other) boo as a burglar! ::: WRONGNESS! ::: Barry Hankerson – the film’s producer – told investigators that my (other)... Read Full Story

“He’s not trying to be Michael Jackson.” - Former Cubs employee and Slammin’ Sammy supporter Rebecca Polihronis Uhhh huh. “He is going through a rejuvenation process for his skin,” Becky sez. Uhhh huh. “Women have it all of the time,” blurted the Beckinator. We also get the painful but rewarding Brazilian … is he trying that look too? ::: enquiring minds wanna know ::: “He was surprised he came out looking so white,” Reebee r... Read Full Story