Well slip me the tongue and call me protected! I have been saved by the smooch!! Some big brain over in Britain did some super serious scientifical researchification and discovered that “female inoculation with a specific male’s cytomegalovirus is most efficiently achieved through mouth-to-mouth contact and saliva exchange, particularly where the flow of saliva is from the male to the typically shorter female.” Which is really just a big ol’ fancified $20 way of saying... Read Full Story

Just occasionally, every now and then, you run across a story highlighting a shining, glittery human example of class, compassion and composure. This is not one of those. This is a story highlighting outrageous idiocy, indignation and irritation of epic proportions. You know, the kind of shit we LOVE here at LIAC!! Subway riders got a little girl-on-girl action this week, but not the kind you get to use your safe word with. ::: sadz ::: Two bitches got their brawl on while rolling southbound ... Read Full Story

Well, it IS obvious, after all … FOX SUX Posted in blogging Tagged: cable, fox, fox news, News, people, random, thoughts, YouTube Read Full Story

What in funkified fucky-times hell is going on in South Carolina!? If it’s not their hornytoad hypocrit of a governor out there gettin’ his ‘hike’ on, it’s idiot employees in their attorney general’s office out there gettin’ their creepily, kinked up copulation on! Meet Roland Corning. —–> Corning likes to spend quiet evenings in South Cackalackee cemeteries with 18-year-old strippers, a shitload of sex toys, some Viagra for good measur... Read Full Story

If police protection was rationed run like health care: This is a Top-20 finalist in the Organizing For America health care reform video contest. Want to see more? ::: Of course you do! ::: Check ‘em out here and vote for your fave! And, if you want to know more about how our current health care system (and lack of public option) affects REAL people in our country – check out WriteChic Press and search her fantabulous blog using the term ‘Eric De La Cruz’. ::: YouR... Read Full Story

Trick or Treat Take a seat ‘Cuz pretty soon You’ll feel the heat Your head will burn Your bod will ache You’ll wonder what You’ll have to take To bid adieu To the big ACHOO! That’s coming through ‘Cuz I just gave you SWINE FLU! (let’s be careful out there this weekend kiddies) SOURCE Posted in blogging, culture, education, entertainment, family, fun, funny, Gossip, health, holiday, humor, life, Uncategorized Tagged: careful, children, flu, h1n1, hallo... Read Full Story

Adam Manning don’t know nothin’ ’bout birthin’ no babies, but that bitch for DAMN sure knows how to get his Bud on! The 30-year-old first-time father-to-be brought his baby mamma to the emergency room of Utah’s McKay-Dee Hospital to get her birth on when his beady, bloodshot eyes spied nurse hotty-totty and he lost his gat DAMN mind! ::: Daddy DOUCHE! ::: He is reported to have ‘looked her up and down’, commented on how attractive she was and told her she was ‘cu... Read Full Story

And – if convicted – I hope that these sick chicks get there ASAP and that their blood boils continuously, their flesh burns eternally and they are forced into forever fuckey times with the business end of Satan’s pitchfork! That might be fitting punishment … I’m not sure. The SB’s involved are teacher’s aides Kristina Marie Kallies and Julie Ann Parish (that’s Parish right there … Kallies is somewhere in Texas, maybe). As part of their jo... Read Full Story

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Newspaper Headline: Home Depot worker wears ‘under God’ button, then gets fired Story (nutshell version): Guy wears ‘One nation under God’ button to work at Home Depot, gets verbal warnings to cut it out but nothing happens ’till he starts bringing his Bible to the biz — then things got all employment terminationey and now he’s whining that Home Depot is anti-God and anti-troops. Editorial Comment: Seriously? This shit again? Not news. Bottom Line: Yo... Read Full Story