Welcome to North Carolina.
I'm proud to report that I have finally moved to North Carolina. I want to try to go to school and make something of myself...for once. Thus far, I like it here. It isn't too bad. The people are nice, the insects are huge, and there's a beach near by. Read Full Story
The Ding Dong Drinker
I have a friend who has been really so so with me. I'm not sure why he has been so shady to me, I'm absouletely positive it isn't my social drinking habits. But it just might be the fact that we can't really do anything but drink with each other. Just ... Read Full Story
Silent But Deadly
When most people think of magical fruit, they think beans. But most often times forget about tomatoes. Beans have such a bad rap. Maybe it's just because I like to acknowledge back winded humor that I'm writting about it, or maybe it's the fact that I respect th smelly ice breakers. There's nothing ... Read Full Story
Crappy-oke
I am in no way a singer and will never be. I'm just too much of a smoking, drinking, tiny, bird lung having person. Every now and again I find myself singing like crap for the fun of it. Just to make time go by and for a good laugh. Yesterday, ... Read Full Story
Sexy Dance
I love to dance with all my heart. But the only problem I have is when a pole isn't around, I have terrible balance. I like all types of music, but I find I can't adjust my moment to move to hip hop beats. I just look like I'm having controlled ... Read Full Story
Farewell To Bob!
It's time to say good bye to a wonderful friend that has made my mornings brighter. Bob Barker is retiring after 50 years of the Price is Right. Although I'm not so sure if the executives have considered hiring a replacement, but I'm sure things won't be the same. I'm going ... Read Full Story
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http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/92654 Wow! Read Full Story
The Situation
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This is in response to "The Situation" at hand.Personally I can't stand people that say one thing and do another. Hypocrites should be called out, especially when the helpless go unaided.About a month... Read Full Story
Dear Daryl
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Dear Daryl Quiram,I'm upset and very disturbed by you. I think you're an absoulte douche bag. You might ask yourself why, and I'll tell you. First if you were my friend you would at least call me and ... Read Full Story
Dear Daryl
From:  myspace.com
Dear Daryl Quiram,I'm upset and very disturbed by you. I think you're an absoulte douche bag. You might ask yourself why, and I'll tell you. First if you were my friend you would at least call me and ... Read Full Story