'Things that Make You Go Hmmm' MJ Lyrics: -"You're Just A Buffet, You're A Vegetable, They Eat Off Of You, You're A Vegetable" Um...ok, I'm a what now? -"Annie Are You OK? So, Annie Are You OK? Are You OK,... Read Full Story
Things We Weren't Shocked By... -Perez Hilton got smacked around by a celebrity. -Jon & Kate filed for divorce. -Shia Lebeouf tried to defend being a mother-lover and failed. -Iran had a dirty election. -The US got beat in soccer.... Read Full Story
-Patrick Swayze as Johnny Castle lip synchs "And I owe it all to you!" to Baby in 'Dirty Dancing'. Riight, adorable. *Yawn*. At least you women had eye candy in that movie.... -House MD gave Cuddy an injection in the...lower,... Read Full Story
Boss: 'Those of you who got good ratings this year have just raised the bar, so you'll have to do even better next year to get the same rating.' Employee(aside) 'So if we just whack the high performers, the bar... Read Full Story
Hubby: Stoppage Time Wifey: What is that, the amount of times I stop your amorous advances? Wifey: The Infield Fly Rule Hubby: Does that have something to do with my zipper?? What do you want, I'm European! Hubby: Black Adder/Fawlty... Read Full Story
Senza Una Donna(Without a Woman) by: Elton John & George Michael Dude Looks Like a Lady by: Eddie Murphy RESPECT by: Rhianna Rehab by: David Hasselhoff What's New, Pussycat? by: Sigfried & Roy Crazy by: Octomom You Can't Hurry Love... Read Full Story
'Maury' Joins the Campaign to Prevent Teen Pregnancy (Pregnancy prevented guaranteed, or we'll tell you who your babby daddy is for free!) Rice vigorously defends Bush on interrogations (Wait...still? Again? What exactly happened in the last election?? Was it all... Read Full Story
--Turn off that air conditioner! Our ancestors managed the 100+ heat just fine without it. (Yeah, and they also had a thicker layer of ozone and a thinner layer of fat!) --Pick up any litter you see! (And pick up... Read Full Story
Sarah Palin is just a funny sidenote now. (She's funny? Oh, you mean unintentionally...) Febreze (Wait, is that why we don't own a washer/dryer?) Hugh Jackman (Well...I can't fault you that one. The man is quite a specimen.) The Birth... Read Full Story
-I have a gorgeous husband and adorable nieces and nephews. Yet Robert Downey Jr/ aka Tony Stark aka Iron Man is on my computer background. -I have no idea what 'The Hills' are. Or is. Or was. -Sarah Palin frightens... Read Full Story