A team of Managers were given an assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. The Managers got out to the flagpole with ladders and tapes. They were falling off the ladders, dropping the tape measures - the whole thing was just a mess. An Engineer came along that way and seen what they were trying to do, then walked over, pulled the flagpole out of the ground, laid it flat, measured it from end to end, gave the measurement to one of the managers and walked away. ... Read Full Story

Shoes are for summer and boots are for not for winter only but for all seasons; thus the old adage used to go in some places. It is really true sometime I feel. Of course there is no denying of the fact that boots are essential in icy winter season. So let this winter groom you and your loved ones with boots. And amongst the boots, the Ugg boots; as there is highly discounted ugg boot sale going on currently at UGG –MALL or their online store: www.ugg-mall.com/.  ... Read Full Story

Shoes are for summer and boots are for not for winter only but for all seasons; thus the old adage used to go in some places. It is really true sometime I feel. Of course there is no denying of the fact that boots are essential in icy winter season. So let this winter groom you and your loved ones with boots. And amongst the boots, the Ugg boots; as there is highly discounted ugg boot sale going on currently at UGG –MALL or their online store: www.ugg-mall.com/.  ... Read Full Story

Engineer to Team Leader: “We can’t do this proposed project.  It will involve a major design change and no one in our team knows the design of this system.  And above that, no body in our company knows the formulation in which this application has been written. So even if somebody wants to work on it, they can’t.  If you ask my personal opinion, the company should never take these types of projects.” Team Leader to Project Manager: “This project will involve a design chang... Read Full Story

CEO's (of J.P Morgan) Fantastic reply to a Pretty Girl A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum: Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy? I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York . My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum wh... Read Full Story

TEN WORDS WOMEN USE 1.Fine  : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up(that is when fine is sort of a question... fine ?).... or it might mean... she is not at all fine with the crap you are talking(when fine is a statement.... fine!!). 2· Five Minutes  : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. However,five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around ... Read Full Story

Read this disturbing facts of life. Racism!!!... Tommy Hilfiger and on British Airways Well done Oprah and British Airways. TWO TRUE STORIES ABOUT RACISM 1) I'm sure many of you watched the recent taping of the Oprah Winfrey Show Where her guest was Tommy Hilfiger. On the show, she asked him if the statements about race he was accused of saying were true. Statements like'...'If I'd known African-Americans, Hispanics, Jewish and Asians would buy my clothes, I WOULD NOT have made them so ... Read Full Story

Missing Husband Report A lady went to the police station to file a report for her missing Husband: Lady:       I lost my Husband Inspector:  What is his height Lady:       I never noticed Inspector:  Slim or healthy Lady:       Not slim can be healthy Inspector:  Colour of eyes Lady:       Never noticed Inspector:  Colour... Read Full Story

1 . ATTITUDE IS WHAT  LIFE  IS  ALL  ABOUT....... . SOLDIER : SIR  WE   ARE SURROUNDED  FROM  ALL  SIDES  BY  ENEMIES ,  MAJOR : EXCELLENT !  WE CAN ATTACK IN ANY DIRECTION. 2. EVERY ONE  KNOWS  ABOUT  ALEXANDER  GRAHAM BELL  WHO  INVENTED THE TELEPHONE, BUT  HE  NEVER  MADE  A  CALL  TO  HIS  FAMILY.  BECAUSE, HIS WIFE  AND DAUGHTER  WE... Read Full Story

BRAIN DAMAGING HABITS 1. No Breakfast People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level. This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing brain degeneration. 2 . Overeating=2 0 It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in mental power. 3. Smoking It causes multiple brain shrinkage and may lead to Alzheimer disease. 4. High Sugar consumption Too much sugar will interrupt the absorption of proteins and nutr... Read Full Story