***** Job Application - Resume and Employer's response: Be Careful *****

Resimay
To hoom it mei kansern,
I waunt to aply for the job what I saw in the paper.
I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..
I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person,
Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain women and all the menn.
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.
My salerery is open so we can diskas wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am wort,
I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
hopfuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly,
lotty

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.

Employer's response:
Dear Lotty,
It's OK honey, we've got spell check.
Can you start on Monday?

THANKS FOR YOUR TIME