« Add your name to the ‘Do Not Probe’ List İstanbul / Kumburgaz UFO’s and ALIENS ARE BACK in 2008! from fox mulder on Vimeo. Please don’t feed the conspiracy! The humans are all abuzz about this series of UFO videos out of Turkey. . .As far as videos go, this one is interesting, but if the humans are looking for the most compelling evidence that beings from other worlds walk among them, they need not look any further than YouTube, specif... Read Full Story

« Aliens abduct Pink Floyd Keyboardist? Humans hate telemarketer calls and spam emails. I have also heard that (most) humans dislike probes, particularly of the anal variety. That got me to thinking. . . perhaps the AlienZoo Organization could start a “Do Not Probe List” where humans and other species within the AlienZoo exhibit could submit their names. Anal probes are not as common now as they once were, but from time to time, a visiting being or two ... Read Full Story

« Are aliens purposely warming the planet? Please don’t feed the conspiracy! While it is true that Pink Floyd’s keyboard player/vocalist Richard Wright passed away today, there is no truth to the rumors that he was abducted by aliens. I overheard some human speculation today that suggested some other-worldly beings were looking for a talented, experienced musician to jam with them later this week, so they came down to the AlienZoo and took Richard Wright... Read Full Story

« Bigfoot stories reveal our worst fears Aliens abduct Pink Floyd Keyboardist? » Please don’t feed the conspiracy! As I understand the rumors, some humans believe that n’er do well “aliens” are heating up the planet on purpose, turning their earth into crock pot for the purpose of making the universe’s largest pot of stew. It’s as if some of these imaginative humans are expecting giant chopped carrots and other vegetables to ... Read Full Story

« Will Probe for Food The most interesting part of all that “Bigfoot in a freezer” news from a few weeks ago was the DNA test that indicated quite a lot of opossum DNA related to that particular frozen Bigfoot. Sadly, this event confirms what we feared had happened to “Lucky”, our pet opossum here at AlienZoo. You see, he went missing a few weeks back. But despite thousands of posters we put up all over town that showed a picture of Lucky and the caption asking “Hav... Read Full Story

Even we Greys go through tough times every now and then. My Uncle Charlie once ran one of the greatest hot dog stands in the known universe. He had the best location, the best prices, and a loyal lunchtime crowd. It was all going well. . .until the day the universe ran out of mustard. When the Great Mustard Collapse happened, it happened across the universe and it crippled the hot dog industry. After all, you can’t eat hot dogs without mustard! So when there was no more mustard, the ho... Read Full Story

Some government agencies are particularly fond of blacking out “secret” information in documents. What are they hiding? I think it is safe to say that governments don’t like their “secrets” to get out because the truth may be too shocking. For example, I was snooping around in the office of a certain high ranking official one day and came across one of those “TOP SECRET” files about UFOs and aliens. It read, “U.S. government intelligence agenci... Read Full Story

 In my observation of humans, I’ve often wondered what does it really take to become a human leader? I wanted to find out, so I thought I would run for President of the United States of America. Humans refer to this position as “leader of the free world”, so I thought this would be the best leadership position to experience firsthand. Some of my fellow agents and I thought it would be a good idea, so we got to work. First, we came up with the campaign slogan: “Why... Read Full Story

 Sheep? Why sheep? I heard some humans talking about this the other day and they seem to think that Sheep are a major target for abductions. Well, they’re kind of right, and here is the reason: It’s cold in outer space!A nice sweater made from genuine sheep’s wool is the best way to stay cozy on those long trips across the galaxies. So when agents from the AlienZoo are set to go out on long space journeys, they “borrow” a sheep, take the wool, and make a sty... Read Full Story

Among the humans, it is reported and widely speculated that an incident which occurred near Roswell, New Mexico in 1947 was the result of an “alien” vessel crashing, leaving some of the vessel’s occupants dead or injured.At the time, humans were conducting experiments involving weather balloons and crash test dummies in New Mexico. An AlienZoo agent (projecting as a human) was investigating, and in doing so, he was nearly discovered in a restricted area. Human or not, he wa... Read Full Story