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İstanbul / Kumburgaz UFO’s and ALIENS ARE BACK in 2008! from fox mulder on Vimeo.
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You humans are all abuzz about this series of UFO videos out of Turkey. . .As far as videos go, this one is interesting, but if you are looking for the most compelling evidence that beings from other worlds walk among you, they need not look any further than YouTube, specifically this... Read Full Story
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İstanbul / Kumburgaz UFO’s and ALIENS ARE BACK in 2008! from fox mulder on Vimeo.
Please don’t feed the conspiracy!
The humans are all abuzz about this series of UFO videos out of Turkey. . .As far as videos go, this one is interesting, but if the humans are looking for the most compelling evidence that beings from other worlds walk among them, they need not look any further than YouTube, specif... Read Full Story
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I know how much you humans hate telemarketer calls and spam emails. I have also heard that (most) of you also dislike probes, particularly of the anal variety.
That got me to thinking. . . perhaps we could start a “Do Not Probe List” to which AlienZoo inhabitants can submit their names. Anal probes are not as common now as they once were, but from time to time, a visiting bein... Read Full Story
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Humans hate telemarketer calls and spam emails. I have also heard that (most) humans dislike probes, particularly of the anal variety.
That got me to thinking. . . perhaps the AlienZoo Organization could start a “Do Not Probe List” where humans and other species within the AlienZoo exhibit could submit their names. Anal probes are not as common now as they once were, but from time to time, a visiting being or two ... Read Full Story
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While it is true that Pink Floyd’s keyboard player/vocalist Richard Wright passed away today, there is no truth to the rumors that he was abducted by aliens. I overheard some human speculation today that suggested some other-worldly beings were looking for a talented, experienced musician to jam with them later this w... Read Full Story
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« Are aliens purposely warming the planet?
Please don’t feed the conspiracy!
While it is true that Pink Floyd’s keyboard player/vocalist Richard Wright passed away today, there is no truth to the rumors that he was abducted by aliens. I overheard some human speculation today that suggested some other-worldly beings were looking for a talented, experienced musician to jam with them later this week, so they came down to the AlienZoo and took Richard Wright... Read Full Story
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As I understand the rumors, some humans believe that n’er do well “aliens” are heating up the planet on purpose, turning their earth into crock pot for the purpose of making the universe’s largest pot of stew. It’s as if some of these imaginative humans are expecting giant chopped carrots and other vegetables t... Read Full Story
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« Bigfoot stories reveal our worst fears
Aliens abduct Pink Floyd Keyboardist? »
Please don’t feed the conspiracy!
As I understand the rumors, some humans believe that n’er do well “aliens” are heating up the planet on purpose, turning their earth into crock pot for the purpose of making the universe’s largest pot of stew. It’s as if some of these imaginative humans are expecting giant chopped carrots and other vegetables to ... Read Full Story
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The most interesting part of all that “Bigfoot in a freezer” news from a few weeks ago was the DNA test that indicated quite a lot of opossum DNA related to that particular frozen Bigfoot.
Sadly, this event confirms what we feared had happened to “Lucky”, our pet opossum here at AlienZoo. You see, he went missing a few weeks back. But despite thousands of ... Read Full Story
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The most interesting part of all that “Bigfoot in a freezer” news from a few weeks ago was the DNA test that indicated quite a lot of opossum DNA related to that particular frozen Bigfoot.
Sadly, this event confirms what we feared had happened to “Lucky”, our pet opossum here at AlienZoo. You see, he went missing a few weeks back. But despite thousands of posters we put up all over town that showed a picture of Lucky and the caption asking “Hav... Read Full Story
