Irish Jokes Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O’Leary ’s apartment when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up. Michael O’Conner looks around and asks, ‘Oh, me boys, someone got’s to tell Paddy’s wife. Who will it be?’ They draw straws. Paul Gallagher picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be ge... Read Full Story

Below are four (4) questions and a Bonus question to test your perception, reasoning and the quickness of your logical processing. They are stated simply so you should try to answer them instantly. To assure the accuracy of the results, you should not take your time, but instead, answer each of them immediately. OK? Let’s find out just how clever you really are…. Ready? GO!!! (scroll down slowly to uncover Q’s and A’s ) First Question: You are a participant in a race... Read Full Story

A GREEK BOY’S CONFESSION ‘Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl’. The priest asks, ‘Is that you, little Angelo Papadopoulos?’ ‘Yes, Father, it is.’ ‘And who was the girl you were with?’ ‘I can’t tell you, Father, I don’t want to ruin her reputation’ ‘Well, Angelo, I’m sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Pappas?’ ‘I ... Read Full Story

Today’s word of the day was recently submitted into the dictionary from the long running hit television series : THE SIMPSONS I’d like to thank Nicole, the girl with the CALLIPYGIAN (recently referred to in past word of the day), for bringing this to my attention. Don’t have a cow man, but a word from The Simpsons has just been added to the Collins English Dictionary. What’s that you say? You couldn’t care less, well now you could used the word ‘Meh’ ... Read Full Story

Caitlin Davis, a 18 year old student of Johnson and Wales University, now holds the title as former New England Patriots cheerleader. She has been booted from the squad because of Facebook photos that were published earlier this week. The photos are her posing with a sharpie marker with an unconscious man with penises, swastikas, and vulgar words written on him covering his face, arms and torso. As a common rule, or at least one I know, is you leave your shoes on you are fair game to beco... Read Full Story

I want to make clear that I had no opinion of either presidential candidate and voted for neither one~ If you haven’t heard about this yet your in for a treat. Outside a Philadelphia polling station, there were two Black Panther members in their uniform gear, suspected of intimidating voters. Watching the video below, I can’t believe the guy would respond that way. These are the kind of people that actually came out of the wood works and voted for Obama simply because the color... Read Full Story

Rating: Here is the first installment of many more to come of the Movie section here on Fennster. I am a little behind on this movie since it did come out in June, but I just watched it last night. If you haven’t seen it I would definitely give it a go. This movie is directed by M Night Shyamalan, who has brought you movies like The Sixth Sense and the Village. The Happening stars Marky Mark , Mark Wahlberg and Zooey Deschanel. The movie is based on a air-born virus or so it se... Read Full Story

If you don’t enjoy todays word your a miserable bitch who needs to stop cursing the planet with your existence. The Word: cal⋅li⋅pyg⋅i⋅an Pronunciation: [kal-uh-pij-ee-uhn] Definition: adjective having well-shaped or perfectly shaped buttocks. Usage:(Just use it in whatever context you can, words are supposed to be fun.) Nicole thinks she has a big ghetto booty, but I say its callipygian. Origin: 1640–50; < Gk kallipýg(os) with beautiful buttocks; referring to a statue of Aphrodite... Read Full Story

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Who’s brilliant frickin idea was it to call this shit RUSH HOUR. Ain’t nothing moving!!! Read Full Story