We left late. We always leave late. It’s no big deal. But unfortunately that put us right into traffic going through LA. I knew this would happen. It always happens. The funny thing is that it sort of worked out because we were destined to get stuck one way or another. This way at least Toby got one more job done before we wasted two, three or four hours in traffic.We made it through LA traffic okay but got stuck in horrible terrible traffic in Gorman. A semi had a run in with a fence and spi... Read Full Story

So I’ve quit posting every single freaking day on the “corner” because of obvious reasons, (hmm… school anyone?) so I thought I’d sum up stuff every while or so while I still have free time. Which I hardly have, at least this week. 1. Discovered the Cracked.com articles are WAY funnier than I’ve thought them to be. And photos. http://www.cracked.com/photoshop_50_things-you-never-noticed-in-famous-pictures/ http://www.cracked.com/funny-2628-disaster-movies/  Second link for people who can Re... Read Full Story

Aunt Eliza came up the walk and said to her small nephew: "Good morning, Willie. Is your mother in?" "Sure she's in," replied Willie truculently. "D'you s'pose I'd be workin' in the garden on Saturday morning if she wasn't?" Related posts:Funny Jokes WILLIE—"Pa!" PA—"Yes." WILLIE—"Teacher says we're here to help others." PA—"Of...Really Funny Jokes - Invitations Little Willie wanted a birthday party, to which his mother...Short Funny Jokes - Irish Bulls "Dear teacher," wrote little Johnny'... Read Full Story

Author: ProjectPAIN1 Keywords: jackass parody funny scary stunts tricks random fun stupid pranks jokes Added: October 10, 2009 Published by  Original source : http://youtube.com/?v=esbyawdIanI… Related posts:yoPhone! yoPhone! Category: Entertainment Released: 03/26/09 Price: $0.99 ( Download )...random kid telling stupid jokes WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...The new administration Shannon and I were driving with the radio... Read Full Story

Here’s Top Chef host Padma Lakshmi arriving at ‘Live With Regis And Kathie Lee’ , or whatever it’s called now, nearly giving us what would have been one of the classiest upskirt pictures ever. This woman is so out of my league that I even feel kinda bad making stupid celebrity upskirt jokes that involve her. I don’t think she respects me. I read books you know, I have an extensive collection of Hardy Boy’s books here in my mom’s basement. So there. Related posts:Books They’re Talking ... Read Full Story

NEW YORK — David Letterman's apologies to his wife and staff for having sex with co-workers meant another big night in the ratings for the late-night talk-show host. The Nielsen Co.'s overnight measurement of the nation's 56 biggest markets netted Letterman's "Late Show" on CBS a 4.2 rating – higher than anything rival NBC had in prime-time. Nielsen didn't immediately have an estimate Tuesday of the size of Letterman's audience. The overnight rating was slightly less than last Thurs Related... Read Full Story

As a man, you are required and expected to have certain natural skills, attributes and knowledge that if you were to lack, would cause you to endure endless mocking, jokes at your expense, physical abuse in the form of “horse play” and exclusion from anything where people wouldn’t benefit from you being there (If not, then your friends are just as big of losers as you and should have to endure the same). Some of these skills and attributes are (but are definitely not limited to): Sports Know ... Read Full Story

Are you going to invest your money in some stock exchange? But you do not really know what one is the best among them. It’s a problem! Are you protecting your stuff from the default? We understand you. You grain your capital so hard not to lose it in so stupid way. There are a lot of people who have money but do not know where it to invest. There is great deal of stock markets in our country. Some are big and famous, other are not, but they are more reliable. In the result you can’t make the ... Read Full Story

Seth (My Brother) – Some people never tell you how great it is to have a brother, but no one tells you how fun it is to have a younger brother and I’m lucky enough to have Seth as mine.  I have a pretty close relationship with him. Growing up we would swim together, fight together, play videogames, watch TV, walk down to Carls jr, you know all the things brothers do. I always loved hanging out with him because Seth is someone who is so full of life.  If I had to describe Seth in one word, i ... Read Full Story

"Dude, I'm the laziest motherfucker in the world," Kevin Smith tells us. "This is how it works: I do a bunch of things that are un-book-related. Then [my publisher] calls and says, 'Can we make it into a book?' I say, 'Do I have to do anything?' He says, 'No.' And I go, 'Okay.'" And so two days ago we found ourselves in a Manhattan hotel room with a bathrobed Smith discussing his new book, Shooting the Sh*t: The Best of SModcast , a collection of transcribed highlights from the director's wee... Read Full Story