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The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary, junior high, high school, and college students. As one teacher noted, “It is truly astonishing what weird stuff our young scholars can create under the pressures of time and grades!” “H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.” “To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.” “When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.” “Water is composed of two gins... Read Full Story

I had to stop driving my car for a while… The tires got dizzy. Read Full Story

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family,” said the man. “To show you how much we care for you, I’m making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations.” The son-in-law interrupted, “I hate factories. I can’t stand the noise.” “I see,” replied the father-in-law. “Well, then you’ll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations... Read Full Story

Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper. Read Full Story

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator? A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers. Read Full Story

24 hours in a day… 24 beers in a case… coincidence? Read Full Story

ur momma is so poor she buys your clothes half price at the 99cent store Read Full Story

So this pig walks into the bar and orders a beer. He pays, sits there quietly drinking, then orders another. And another. And another and another. This goes one for quite a few hours, and the bartender notices that the pig never visits the men’s room. Finally, the pig gets up to leave, and the bartender asks him how he could drink so much and never visit the bathroom.The pig explains, “Well, I’m the piggy that goes wee wee wee all the way home!” Read Full Story

There was a father and his young son who lived in a secluded village somewhere in central Australia. The boy’s mother had left the father under difficult circumstances, and he had had bad experiences with women ever since. So he took his boy aside one day and told him, “Listen son, don’t go messing around with women, because, you know, down there, they’ve got teeth down there.”The boy listened intently to his father’s advice. Years passed, the boy has grown up and his father has died, leaving... Read Full Story

A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman were sitting in a pub discussing the best pubs around. The Englishman says, ��there’s a pub in the West Midlands where the landlord buys you a drink for every that you buy.” The Scot is not impressed and says, ��that’s nothing! In the Highlands every time you buy a drink the landlord buys you five.” At this point the Englishman is fairly impressed. The Irishman, totally unimpressed, says ��that’s nothing. In Dublin there’s this pub where the... Read Full Story