Michael Jackson is not dead. Reports of Michael Jackson sightings have been coming in from around the world. A glove reaching out of a McDonald's ball pitt in Romania, a strange looking  stewardess giving out "Jesus Juice," to children on a flight to Japan. Most recently children were treated to a fantastic show at a Chucky Cheese in Omaha Nebraska. It was little Lee Widner's tenth birthday party,  and things were getting pretty boring, until suddenly  from out of the kitchen a masked pale ma... Read Full Story

Michael Vick, Unforgivable Blackness Will any NFL team sign Vick?In a recent episode of NBC's "30 Rock," Alec Baldwin says to Tracey Morgan's character, "You're a celebrity you can do anything you want and the public will forgive you, except for dog fighting, they seem to not like that."Here are just a few sins that celebrities and athletes  have been convicted of, but were able to over come and continue lucrative careersDrug Possession; To list all the celebrities would take too much time, b... Read Full Story

 (***DISCLAIMER ON BEHALF OF THE MOTHERLAND:In the interest of full disclosure it is our duty here at Black Dog Press to inform you that the following article may be considered "fishy" information, or even as dastardly as, "disinformation." Understanding that this makes us ungrateful citizens, we ask our readers with what patriotic duty we have left to report this article to flag@whitehouse.gov.***) As the Obama administration begins to figure out that, not only do a large number of Ame... Read Full Story

The Obama Administration is trying to save its unpopular health care reform bill through what can only be described as "Soviet style" tactics. Indeed, the White House blog has asked American's to inform, the administration about any dissenting persons, or information. "There is a lot of disinformation about health insurance reform out there, spanning from control of personal finances to end of life care.  These rumors often travel just below the surface via chain emails or through casual con... Read Full Story

MTV is reporting that a  spokeswoman for Edward Chernoff, an attorney representing Michael Jackson's interests, says that Jackson's personal Doctor Conrad Murray is not a suspect in any homocide investigation. Murray's behaviour has been highly scrutinized by many in the media, focusing on the pain killers, and perscriptions that Jackson was ingesting in his final days. Much speculation has concluded that he was negligent in the least, and perhaps even acted criminally by perscribing and ad... Read Full Story

Professor Gates Scandal Continues as Obama Calls Cambridge Officer but Offers NO Apology: Today president Barack Obama made a surprise appearance at the White House press briefing in an attempt to address the political firestorm of the "Professor Gates Scandal", or as we like to call it, "Gates Gate".... This morning, July 24th, Cambridge police officials held a press conference demonstrating unfettered support for Sgt. Crowley, the arresting officer in the Gates case. The Police Union dema... Read Full Story

President Barack Obama announced today that he is adding one more portrait to the White House, bringing the former chancellor of Germany, Adolf Hitler to the America for the very first time... In a move sure to stun critics and supporters alike President Obama has decided to mark the birth of the Adolf Hitler, albeit 3 months late with a portrait to be hung in the White House lobby. Press Secretary Robert Gibbs explained the decision in this morning's press conference, saying, "While some p... Read Full Story

GORE TO MAKE AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH PART 2Gore to Make An Inconvenient Truth Part 2, or  ICT2J. Gore promises more action in the sequel, which he says is part De Vinci Code, part National Treasure.Gore will star along with his friend and long time political intellectSTEVEN SEAGAL!The two friend met at a  Hooters sponsored  fat guy  wet  t-shirt  contest,  in which Gore won  what he calls his first Noble prize. The movie will be directed by Michael Bay, and promises Lava flowing through New Yor... Read Full Story

OBAMA BUYS HIS FIRST BILLY JOEL CDIn an attempt to bridge the gap he has with uneducated white voters, Barack Obama went into a West Virginia Wall mart and bought his very first Billie Joel CD. Billie Joel's Greatest Hits. "Wow it was really awesome, Barack said after only 40 seconds of listening to it."Barack also bought the first five seasons of Friends and some new ammo for all the deer hunting he plans on doing in the next week."Barack really is loving his new white lifestyle," said a sen... Read Full Story

STEVEN SPIELBERG 'THERE WILL BE NO HOOK 2"Hundreds of people around the country were devastated today by the news from Holly Wood. There will be no sequel to the 1989 smash hit Hook.It has been nearly 20 years since the dream pairing of Robin William's and Dustin Hoffman in the epic Hook. "Hook changed how movies were made" Said Francis Ford Coppala, "you see before Hook many british actors had played jewish people, but never before did a Jewish actor play a british person.Perhaps the hardest... Read Full Story