OK, listen up all you wussies out there. I know that we mistakingly bred an entire generation of candy ass sofities… And in turn they bred and created a generation of even softer pansies… But seriously, let’s get real here for a minute… If you all don’t start butching up a bit and suck it up and start living on the edge just a little bit, we’re lost. And I’m nopt talking sort of lost here, I’m talking lost as in we could be conquered by a tribe ... Read Full Story

To say that there is a little bit of swine flu fear mongering going on out there right now would be a glaring understatement, would it not? So it got me thinking… Are we to blame for this? What do I mean? Well, has our culturing and nuturing of the wussy society made us so soft that the flu now has the ability to kick us in the ass? I think so, but then again I’m biased… After all, not only did I not wash my hands as a child, I survived time aboard an aircraft carrier –... Read Full Story

Oh. My. God. Has Ryan given up on politics? Well, in short, no. The problem is that politics raises my blood pressure, sends me into fits and generally drives me to want to hurt somebody. Yes, the current state of politics is sad at best, and lord knows we need all the help we can get… But the inane ramblings of one more pissed off libertarian in the blog world isn’t going to help matters. And yes, sadly I am pissed off and can no longer approach the topic of politics in any sort ... Read Full Story

Breaking News from ABCNEWS.com: Chicago Eliminated From Olympic Race in First Round of Voting [11:28 a.m. ET] Dare I say that this was a win that Obama needed? As somebody who is quickly losing public support, he was in dire need of a boost which is why he personally went out to stump for the Olympics in Chicago. Losing this just further reinforces the public’s perception that Obama is failing this country from every angle. Read Full Story

If you’ve ever watched the BBC show “Top Gear,” you’ll understand why this is so comical. Not only because the author has a knack for being blunt with the truth, but because the truth hits the goon squad right between the eyes… `Possibly worst new car money can buy’ Our U.K columnist hates Insight’s CVT gearbox, and says Honda and the greenies get it all wrong - Jeremy Clarkson OXFORD, U.K.–Much has been written about the Insight, Honda’s new l... Read Full Story

I accidentally happened upon the Huffington Post this morning. I say accidentally because I am usually so disgusted by the dredges that write there that I stay away in the name of good health. So when I clicked a headline that popped up in my Yahoo! news about why Annie Le’s killer shouldn’t have been arrested as a person of interest and was sent to Huffington, I was a bit shocked. Not surprised given the ludicrous content of the article, but I was torqued off to be on the site no... Read Full Story

It’s not that I don’t care about the state of things, but I am also realistic and know that talking to my “humble” representative will result in nothing but frustration since Dave Obey doesn’t care about anythign that doesn’t directly benefit Dave Obey. So after giving it some thought, I came up with 10 things that would be more productive than talking to Dave Obey: Trying to teach my cat theoretical physics Counting ceiling tiles Sorting M&M’s b... Read Full Story

In all seriousness, I have been considering backing out of politics as of late. Not because it’s not interesting, but because there are far more useful things I could be doing with my time. Like contemplating the finer points of kippered fish snacks and sardines. or maybe trying to balance dollops of soap suds on my cat’s head. Strong words from somebody who normally enjoys standing on the soap box in the middle of the town’s square. But really, my throat is starting to hurt... Read Full Story

It could equal 4. Or 3. Or maybe even 7. It’s all very straight forward, isn’t it? After all, what is reality if not what we are told it is? Of course, I’m being facetious. Reality is an absolute. We know that 2+2=4 because it is mathematically provable. It is not relative to opinion nor is it debatable. However, if somebody puts a gun to your head, you had better believe that you’re going to be more than willing to lay claim that 2+2= whatever the hell you’re be... Read Full Story

CSPI (yeah, you remember these nanny state buffoons, don’t you?) is at it again, this time going after Denny’s restaurants for supposedly having too much sodium in some of their meals. So here’s wht our friends at the Center for Consumer Freedom have to say: This just in: Eating is “dangerous.” At least, that’s what the Center for Science in the Public Interest is claiming in a new lawsuit against Denny’s restaurant. Time for an emergency reality check. CSPI has a long histo... Read Full Story