Wussy! Health Care

OK, listen up all you wussies out there. I know that we mistakingly bred an entire generation of candy ass sofities… And in turn they bred and created a generation of even softer pansies… But seriously, let’s get real here for a minute…

If you all don’t start butching up a bit and suck it up and start living on the edge just a little bit, we’re lost. And I’m nopt talking sort of lost here, I’m talking lost as in we could be conquered by a tribe of wheelchair-bound pygmies because we’re too scared of our own shadows and hiding under our beds.

Wait, what?

You heard me, we’re becoming so damned wussy over here that we won’t even be able to hold ourselves together in the face of even the most pathetic threat. Don’t believe me? Look at health care.

Why are we having health care rammed down our throats? Because a growing number of spineless ninnies with very loud mouths are crying that they shouldn’t have to take care of themselves. They are whining and sniviling and begging for somebody to coddle them because, well, it’s just too damned hard to take care of themselves.

Ah, personal responsibility sucks, doesn’t it?

But why are we here to begin with?

It’s easy. People are a bunch of Wussies! They are so scared that if they stumble they mightget a boo boo… And so they have enlisted the help of the government to pad the ground so that no person will get an unnecessary owie… Of course, an unfortunate side effect of that is that they also opened up door for the government to mandate that we pad ourselves as well – but that’s ok because it’s for our own good, right? In fact, because we shouldn’t have to make the decision ourselves, we had the right to take a personal risk that might potentially cause an owie taken away from us completely.

Is this the life we want to live? Is this the legacy we want to leave in our wake? Are people 100 years from now going to look back at us and wonder how in the hell their ancestors could have been such a bunch of terrified Wussies that they were willing to hand over dominion over their own bodies to the government?

Think about it…